Despite the escalation of tension over the middle east's nuclear situation, Obama assures the world that he has the answer to the problem. Iran says, "it will not consider talks with outsiders regarding its peaceful nuclear program." On the other side, Israel maintains, "a military solution is the only choice if Iran continues to push on with its enrichment program unabated."
Obama states, "that despite the fact that the middle east has been in turmoil for decades, and that a mishandled diplomatic effort would probably plunge the area into war, he hopes to change the area into a stable and bright bastion of peace."
"The obvious answer is that we fly a B-1 Bomber over Iran and Israel dropping twinkies and coupons for Starbucks Lattés, where we will all get together and talk, hold hands, and sing happy songs" offers the confident, beaming statesmen, Obama. Adding that, "He (Obama) thinks he remembers reading somewhere that Israelis and Iranians love twinkies and Starbucks Latte's."
When President George Bush was asked to comment, he incoherently mumbled something about, " B-1's and glass factories."