The US of A admitted that colonizing Iraq and creating a launching pad for its conquest of the Middle East failed. The only superpower has agreed to go home with its tail between its legs by 2011. The real shocking news was the added announcement...
It has emerged that in the wake of Saddam Hussein's fall from grace, (and the gallows) both warring factions in Iraq have decided to lay down there arms and pick up their microphones to record a cover version of popular 60s song 'I Got You Babe'.
Alarmed by recent incursions into 'Bad Guy' countries by 'Good Guy' forces, officials in the tiny European country of Liechtenstein today announced new security measures in response to the "accidental invasion" last year by its closest neighbor, Swit...
As the accord that allows the US to continue making war on Iraq dangerously approaches its expiration date, the Bush administration has attempted a new strategy or is it a tactic? Based on the Stockholm syndrome a theory that abused hostages become d...
GWB came into office with the largest budget surplus in US history. WJC had left behind a mountain of money and a closet full of skeletons. Before Americans knew it bush had squandered the casgh and replaced sex scandals with genocide and torture...
An Iraqi- US security agreement has faced innumerable obstacles throughout the months long negotiations. Problems involving Kurds, Iraqi Christians, Sunnis, and nineteen flavors of Shiites have gummed up the gears of ant progress toward agreement bet...
UK coroners have denounced the wrongful death of Corporal Wright in an Afghani minefield. Coroners claim that the wrong helicopter was sent to the rescue scene. To extract a wounded soldier from a minefield , experts say that you need a copter wi...
Springfield IL- Sergeant Frank Garren stands boldly at 6-foot 4 and roughly 230 lbs, ostensibly an ominous presence to encounter if you're the enemy. That is, unless your adversary is a rogue rodent turned mercenary. Rapes, muggings and child abdu...
Measure the blood shed in the Iraq War and then the 40% of the entire Middle East's oil reserves that the Iraqi government has just put up for sale. Is that bloody drop in the bucket of blood what motivated the US neocon chickenhawks and dupes like John Major to go along with the human sacrifice to the god of oil? China Oil and Shell have already laid claim to contracts and now multinational...
In total contrast to the decline in World Markets the Baghdad Stock Exchange reports a huge rise in inward investments with dramatic gains on the Index as Investors and Commodity Dealers turn to sand. Iraq has huge reserves of sand which is cons...
Washington DC - In a news conference from the Oval Office, President Bush stated the U.S. was not ready to fully withdrawal from Iraq. The President went on to elaborate, "The U.S. needs to perform a complex sequence of maneuvers to ensure secur...
We all remember when Hillary Clinton 'misspoke' about her time in Iraq, where she insisted she came under fire and was actually killed, when in reality, she was licked by fluffy kittens. Well, now Joe 'Honest' Biden has come under scrutiny for his ow...
Ny/NY New York Post - A NY newspaper claimed today that while on his "mission from God" last July, Barack Obama tried to muscle Iraq leaders into delaying an agreement on troop withdrawal. At the same time he clamored in the press for an early with...
Washington AC/DC - (Rubber Ass Mess): GOP presidential hopeful John McCain played an absolute blinder today by promising US troops stationed in Iraq a free lifesize blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll in their Xmas stockings. Two models are available,...
Reports came out that more people were murdered in Barack Obama's Chicago than U.S. soldiers have died in Iraq and Afghanistan this summer. There were a record 125 murders in Chicago. A CBS affiliated station reported that in fact the number of mu...
Bob Woodward of Deep Throat fame (not the porn, the Watergate) has revealed in his latest tell all that the US spooks have been spying on the newly Iraqi colonial government. Iraqi colonial governor Al Seloutto Boosh announced that all of invaded Ira...
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the al Qaeda leader in Iraq, was killed yet again by U.S. warplanes on Saturday when two F-16s bombed both his not-so safe houses at Hibhib, just north of Baghdad. Zarqawi, the eldest son of a Jordanian skateboard mechanic st...
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