Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 14 October 2008

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Oil Companies dig into the veins of people to turn blood into oil

Measure the blood shed in the Iraq War and then the 40% of the entire Middle East's oil reserves that the Iraqi government has just put up for sale. Is that bloody drop in the bucket of blood what motivated the US neocon chickenhawks and dupes like John Major to go along with the human sacrifice to the god of oil?

China Oil and Shell have already laid claim to contracts and now multinationals Exxon- Mobil and Chevron are circling the Iraqi oil fields like vultures. The Iraqi people and many in the Iraqi government seem to have no idea how their oil reserves are being auctioned to the highest western and Asian bidders in London.

In the final days of the Bush disaster, will he be allowed to deliver his final and consummate payback to his oil corporation constituencies?

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Topics: Iraq, Oil

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