As the accord that allows the US to continue making war on Iraq dangerously approaches its expiration date, the Bush administration has attempted a new strategy or is it a tactic? Based on the Stockholm syndrome a theory that abused hostages become deeply attached to their tormenters, the US has decided to invade Iraq's neighbor , Syria.
Sports psychologist turned torture expert, Big Dick Vitalsigns explained the theory: "We have been brutalizing Iraq for years now. According to theory they must have become intimately attched to our abuse. Their resistance to signing the accord is like a lover's pout. So jealousy is what is called for.
"We invade their neighbor and give all of teh abusive attention Syria. Just wait and see the Iraqis will come running green monsters all of them and then we will have them back where we want them...( You may supply the fiendish laugh if you wish...)"
