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Saturday, 18 October 2008


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Two out of three land explosives were buried by US dollars

UK coroners have denounced the wrongful death of Corporal Wright in an Afghani minefield. Coroners claim that the wrong helicopter was sent to the rescue scene.

To extract a wounded soldier from a minefield , experts say that you need a copter with a winch. And that's exactly what didn't come to save Corporal Wright!

It was revealed that the minefield was one planted by the US backed Mujahadeem in the cold war puppet battles against the Soviet Union. Coroners noted that American flag emblems were emblazoned on the land mines that crippled the British soldiers caught unawares in the well disguised bomb berm.

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Topics: Iraq, minefield

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