Unlike Clinton, Biden Gets Pass for Saying He Was 'Shot At' in Iraq

Written by Judge Retort

Friday, 3 October 2008

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Joe 'Action Man' Biden on maneuvers, Iraq.

We all remember when Hillary Clinton 'misspoke' about her time in Iraq, where she insisted she came under fire and was actually killed, when in reality, she was licked by fluffy kittens. Well, now Joe 'Honest' Biden has come under scrutiny for his own Iraqi tall tales.

Senator Biden easily explained his passionate claim at being shot at while campaigning in Iraq:

"I was near where a shot landed. I immediately went into action and had my crack ballistics team drop to their hands and knees and analyze the bullets track in the sand. It was difficult finding a tape measure long enough to extend that half-mile from the bullet to where I was standing, but my loyal team improvised with a land surveyor laser and established beyond a shadow of a doubt that the bullet had been indeed fired at the exact square mile in which I was valiantly pontificating."

After this, the Senator gave up campaigning for the Iraqi presidency after receiving a call from Senator Obama, inviting him to be his vice presidential running mate.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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