At a special meeting of Hollywood moguls, and for the first time in a decade, Lucifer appeared in person to announce some startling political and educational reforms. With him were some select members from the Bilderberg cabal, Henry Kissinger, Bill Clinton, Rupert Murdoch and two banking members of the Rothchilds. After the usual toasts and child sacrifices the Dark Prince looking splendid in his...
Rumors are a buzz since the recent finale of the popular television series Breaking Bad. There has been recent developments in Hollywood as reports have circulated regarding a possible spinoff. A major exective for the show, Ivan Crankie, confirm...
HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Jenner is 63, and he has said on several occasions that he is tired of playing the little submissive husband to the Kardashian Klan director or operations Kris Kardashian-Jenner. It is no secret in LaLaLand that Kris wears the pa...
Nuts HOLLYWOOD, CA - Pamela Partypocket is the moniker she goes by in the porn biz. She's been in the business for just over two years. In a recent interview she revealed that the career is starting to get to her mentally and emotionally. "I fee...
HOLLYWOOD - Kevin Spacey must have thought that he was being cute when he took out his Emmy Award Show ticket and swatted at the TV camera as the cameraman was shooting him at The 65th Annual Emmy Award Show. Immediately after the show ended Space...
HOLLYWOOD - Merrit Wever, who is not exactly a household name in the celebrity world, won an Emmy for Best Supporting Actress for her role on HBO's Nurse Jane. Wever did something that 99.9 percent of the winners cannot do. She actually took her a...
The story involves an ex-airline pilot who becomes a rock star. When his plane is hijacked by Al Qaeda with three hundred passengers on board Al Palermo is lucky to escape with his life, as one of only three survivors. He figures it is time to hand in his wings. Not yet turned forty he believes, as he leaves the sanatorium, carrying the guitar that a fellow inmate gave him just before he hanged hi...
PAHRUMP, Nevada - The notorious Heidi Fleiss is back in the news and this time it is not for money laundering. The woman who became internationally known has gone from being the Hollywood Madam to the Pahrump Pot Princess. Hollywood Innuendo's...
Voyeurism is the pastime of spying on someone who is unaware of his or her presence. were the victim aware, he or she (usually, she) wouldn't be lolling around naked in the first place, especially in the presence, seen or unseen, of anyone else (unless she is also an exhibitionist). If the voyeur is hard up enough to ogle someone in secret and there is no one available to ogle, he will usually...
Although not as expensive to produce and not usually considered as "good" as motion pictures, television (TV) shows are still, by everyone's standards except, perhaps, those of Bill Gates, costly and, therefore, even their goofs, flubs, fuckups, boners, and bloopers, as mistakes by cast and crew are called (except when they're called outtakes or, in England, "a comedy of errors"), are often preser...
HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has lashed out at Michael Jackson's daughter 15-year-old Paris Jackson and told her to change her name. Hilton is apparently upset that the entertainment media could conceivably confuse the two and Hilton says that she wil...
LOS ANGELES - Ricky Gervais says that if he had it to do all over again he would not have insulted so many Hollywood celebrities when he hosted The Golden Globe Awards Show. The Mad Englishman, as fellow Brit Piers Morgan calls him, stated that he...
HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Television Network has just announced that they will be premiering a new sit-com in the fall called One of Us Is Gay starring John Travolta and Adam Lambert. ETN spokesperson Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich stated that the sho...
Jennifer Love Hewitt came to fame when she starred in the TV sitcom Partying with Five, in which she played Sarah Reeves Marin, a promiscuous teen tart. She also raised eyebrows (and male appendages) as Julie James in the 1997 motion picture I Know What My Breasts Did Last Summer. Her curvaceous body--she has an amazing rack!--made it clear that she had "grown" considerably, both as an actress and...
Selma Beitner (aka Batsheva), whose screen name is Selma Blair because (1) "Blair" sounds better than "Beitner," (2) she wants to hide her Jewish heritage ("'Blair' sounds less offensively Anglo," she says), has starred in one or two blockbusters, but she is not adverse to accepting roles in independent films or even art-house trash when the meatier roles are not forthcoming. Her "versatility," sh...
LAS VEGAS - According to a close friend who did not want his name revealed, Alec Baldwin flew into Las Vegas to see about purchasing a brand new toupee. Baldwin who adamantly denies that he wears a hair piece has said that he cannot help it if his...
TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...
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