Paris Hilton Wants Paris Jackson To Change Her Name

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 5 August 2013

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Paris says she wants to be the only Paris in Hollywood. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has lashed out at Michael Jackson's daughter 15-year-old Paris Jackson and told her to change her name.

Hilton is apparently upset that the entertainment media could conceivably confuse the two and Hilton says that she will not stand for it as she has worked long and hard to achieve the tremendous popularity that she has attained.

The 32-year-old celebutante who is noted for doing nothing has even stated that she is thinking about contacting her attorney to get the ball moving on getting Paris Jackson to change her name.

Paris Jackson was contacted by Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight and asked what she thought about Paris Hilton insisting that she change her name.

Young Paris Jackson smiled, took a sip of her 7-Up and said, "Ya know I really like the name Jackson a lot, so the hell with that Hilton bitch - I'm not changing it."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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