Bruce Jenner Star of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" Addresses The Sex-Change Talk

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 30 September 2013

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A alleged photo of Bruce that was taken at Rupaul's Halloween party back in 1999.

HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Jenner is 63, and he has said on several occasions that he is tired of playing the little submissive husband to the Kardashian Klan director or operations Kris Kardashian-Jenner.

It is no secret in LaLaLand that Kris wears the pants in the family and Bruce has been known to wear the Daisy Duke short shorts.

And that is what gave rise to the recent rumor mill story that he has consulted a physician in Trinidad, Colorado (the sex-change capital of America) about getting sexual reassignment surgery.

Jenner says that the rumors are nothing more than rumors who were put out by rumormongers who have way too much free time on their rumor mongering hands.

The gold medal Olympian said that he is happy being a male, even though he knows he is not exactly in the macho category.

The three Kardashian sisters know that the rumor is just that but of the three Kim and Khloe say they would support Bruce's decision but Kourtney said that she would not.

Jenner's wife Kris was asked about the rumor and she replied that it is all up to Bruce.

She did state for the record that if he does decide to get a sex change then he will have to move out of her bedroom because she will never ever engage in a lesbionic relationship.

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