Madison, WI--Scott Walker held a press conference at the Madison Blain's Farm and Fleet to announce that he saved Wisconsin taxpayers five dollars by buying a toilet seat at the local merchant. "I did some price checking, and I noticed that Wal M...
Chancellor George Osboring has put forward plans to tax Gay men. His new stealth tax will be brought into force in the next tax year without a commons vote. Mr Osboring said; "Gay men spend far to much money on curtains cushions rugs piercings and...
CLEVELAND - GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain spoke at a Walmart parking lot where he began to tell the assembled crowd of about 27 people about his 9-9-9 tax proposal. Suddenly from the back a male voice hollered out, "The hell with 9-9-9 du...
DETROIT - In what has been dubbed the bravest political idea since President Obama promised to change the way politics is done in Washington, Republican presidential hopeful, Herman Cain has revised and redefined his original 9-9-9 tax plan to sound...
Money strapped Britain: In the austerity streets of Britain where the local libraries are closing down, cuts of 20% to the Police planned, reductions in hospital care, so much so that a recent Government report has slammed the care of the elderly in...
Washington DC: In late January 2013 the Supreme Court delayed hearing the Affordable Health Care for America Act (ObamaCare) individual mandate challenge and opted to hear Obama Vs Barebottom. The San Francisco CA City Council passed an ordinance...
The Tea Party has failed to support Republican hopeful Herman Cain's plan for tax reform. The plan, which calls for a 9% personal income tax, 9% federal sales tax, and 9% corporate tax, is referred to as the "999" plan. Despite the fact that this...
Washington--Republicans are touting the creation of two jobs created this week by their tax cut legislation. The two jobs created were at Liberty Consulting, a lobbyist firm of Virginia Thomas, the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. T...
Following weeks of discussions on how to cut the UK's debt, MPs have decided to introduce a new tax on murderers and rapists. Anyone convicted of such serious violent crimes will have all their belongings taken from them and sold at auction to raise...
In a bid to make even more money off the beleaguered British public, the ConDems have created a brad new tax: The Hedge Tax. "We discovered that a lot of people were investing in Hedge Funds," said George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer. "Giv...
MP's voted today to give Scotland its long awaited independence. That's good news for English tax payers who have been subsidising Scotland for hundreds of years. It is estimated that each English tax payer coughs up £1,450 per year for our border c...
David Cameron is today appealing to his fellow MP's to forego the payment of their salaries for the time being. 'It is not fair on the taxpayer to have to fund our useless lives pretending we are in power when the levers of the State are quite out...
The British government has come up with a unique plan to raise funds by adding a Calorie Added Tax to all food stuff. This CAT is directly related to the calorie content of food such that one calorie equals one pence. Whilst this will have little...
A Whitehall mole today revealed that Transport Minister, Norman Baker, is to introduce a controversial new £104 annual road tax for cyclists. Early reports indicate that the new charges will apply from April 1st 2012 and that there will be no exce...
Union City NJ: The Prometheus Pharmaceutical Company (PPC) announced today that a breakthrough in sleep medication had occurred. A new sleep product, fortified with vitamins, will soon be on the over-the-counter market. PPC's lead project research...
An ever magnanimous Barrack Obama, standing before a total of six (6) US Flags, and an enlarged copy of his 'birth certificate, in case anyone forgot he was a NATURAL BORN PATRIOT, delivered a major policy speech pledging millions of untold, and u...
"It ain't over till Aunt Zulu Sings," so said Donald Trump today after revealing that President Barack Obama claimed 17 dependents on his 2010 tax return! Trump, standing in the wings as Hair Apparent for the 2012 Presidential Election, ratcheted...
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