Prime Minister David Cameron is moving aggressively in a bid to restore order as rioting students trash central London. "He's delighted, as a Conservative Prime Minister, to have a war to fight," said Peregrine Sympring-Knobb, an old school frie...
As MP's decided to go home after the day at the office, where they had clobbered the university education of the country, the escape route was closed by people who were underwhelmed by their decision. 'You're in for an all night sitting' explained...
I have never professed to being a fan of politics and politicians but this story from Ireland has really got me thinking. Two topics I was brought up to avoid, in conversations, were politics and religion. Now I understand why. The Vatican City is purported to be the richest city in the world. Christian people, albeit Catholics, reside there. Many Catholics reside in Ireland so why does...
Constable Paul Stephenson, recently demoted from his his position a the Met Police Chief, had concluded a pact with a fake student leader so that demonstrations against student fees would not get out of hand. If was revealed today by Wikileaks, de...
Sir Paul Stephenson has come out with a prediction that a 'new era of civil unrest' is in the pipeline for Britain. This comes in the aftermath of the Kettle boiling in Whitehall and 16 campus buildings being occupied by students. Sir Paul anticip...
Psychic Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson has said he expects more student disorder on our streets but is refusing to give the exact location of where they will occur. He says this is to ensure 'terror tourists' with no interest...
The reason why Ed Miliband is the correct man for the job of saving our Country has been revealed by a very interesting source... and its a shocker. The source is based right within the Union of Superheroes and is believed to be called Peter Par...
It would appear that certain individuals pay no heed whatsoever to lessons which should have been learned long ago. As yesterday's student protest marches erupted in violence in a number of cities, tired critics of Conservative policy could only s...
In cities around the world, particularly in South Korea where G20 meetings are currently taking place, there have been protests about the meetings. A spokesman for Folk Against the G20 (FAG), Mr Jeremy Furtive, explained his organisation's positio...
A self proclaimed leader of the riots outside 30 Milbank issued a public apology today. "Tuition hikes? Bloody hell, I thought they said 'libation strikes'. We thought we were being banned from the pubs." The lad was a bit sheepish as he conti...
The coalition government "has conclusive proof" that yesterday's violence at the student protests was caused by benefit cheats with nothing better to do, according to the deputy prime minister, Nick Smegma. It is thought that several dodgy looking...
The Welsh Assembly met in emergency session due to the activities of WillyLeeks a website giving all the information about Wales not in the Travel Guide. A Protest was made to United Nations at the sabotage of Welsh Leeks. Among the astonishing re...
Widely known for being anything but ambitious, motivated or industrious, The French are receiving high praise for their recent protest initiative on the streets of Paris and other major cities. "Not since World War II, have I seen this much organ...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--A gun rights activist who thinks anyone who favors gun control of any type is a "socialist elitist who hates America" accidentally shot off his nose yesterday while at a rally here celebrating the second part of the Second Amendment...
Wesawit, Ohio - It was tit for tit Sunday when dancers from a local strip club went to Church, not to pray but to protest. For the past four years, the pastor of the Church has regularly been bringing parishioners down to the Foxy Babe Strip Joint on...
The "Million Nun March," a protest march on Washington D.C., failed to meet expectations this week in the nation's capital. Of the thousands of Catholic diocese, parishes, and convents, a grand total of three nuns showed up. The protest, modelled...
A group of female protesters in Los Angeles from several area Universities picketed local nurseries over their growing and selling of Pussy Willows. The students and faculty members felt that the plants degraded women in general and were inappropria...
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