A self proclaimed leader of the riots outside 30 Milbank issued a public apology today.
"Tuition hikes? Bloody hell, I thought they said 'libation strikes'. We thought we were being banned from the pubs."
The lad was a bit sheepish as he continued. "So the price of tuition is going up, eh? Shyt. We didn't mean to bother the Prime Minister about that. I suppose I 'll have to apologize for that.
It was the pints we were worried about. I'm not sure who pays me tuition anyway. Me ma and da might riot, when they get the bill, but I suppose I'll just get back to me studies. I'm a bloody ale gourmet, I am!"