Once again pregnant Miley Cyrus has denied that she is pregnant. "Every time someone sees me with a new guy, this same s*it happens. I have the life I want right now and I am not pregnant." Miley is no Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan either, she...
The news spread like wild fire after South Korea ordered it's people to "Make Babies!" Sex-mad tourists visiting Bangkok, Ibiza, Poland, Las Vegas, and Bognor Regis are applying for entry visas to help the South Koreans "do it!" The reason for...
Predicted Pregnancy, a low or no-cost organization mostly utilized by teens to avoid unwanted pregnancies has closed. A spokesperson for the organization that wished not to be identified said Senator Orrin Hatch from Utah who has often said he wou...
Following the recent media storm about the couple's whirlwind romance, reports of Katy Perry's pregnancy were vehemently denied by both Perry and new beau, Russell Brand. Though she can be seen with the hint of a bulge just above the belt line, ac...
LONDON - Noted motion picture director Sam Taylor Wood has just announced that she is pregnant with her boy toy Aaron Johnson's baby. The 42-year-old Taylor-Wood who looks like she could be Heather Mills twin sister said that she is looking forwar...
Sir Elton John, aged 62, is pregnant with his first child. Said a spokesperson for the singer: "Vow! This is super great! Elton and his husband, David Furnish, are over the moon. This is a dream come true for both of them." It is understood tha...
Stovington, Vermont - Abortionists in America have discovered that babies are magical creatures that flicker into and out of existence, depending on legislator's laws or women's whims. This shocking, but true report comes from the examination of...
Chloe, the 22-year-old daughter of Richard & Judy has been sentenced to a 22-month disqualification for drunk driving. Ms Madely's team of barristers entered a plea in mitigation that she had only committed the offence because of an unexpected...
Traditionalist Catholic Mel Gibson insisted that his hands be the hands that drove the nails into the crucified actor playing Jesus in The Passion of the Christ. This same devout religious believer abandoned his wife of thirty years who is also the m...
A baby boy wasted 9 precious months of his life trapped within the belly of his mother, a court was told. The child - who cannot be named for legal reasons - was trapped during all that time and only fed from nutrients he scrounged from the mother...
A Belgian teen girl who went to a tattoo parlour to have 3 little stars tattooed near her left eye and woke up with 56 stars tattooed on her face is now reported to be pregnant. The girl said she gave a boy in a club permission to kiss her three t...
A graphic teen pregnancy video produced by an NHS trust and showing a young girl giving birth has been seen nearly 1.5 million times on the internet. The hard-hitting video was produced by Leicester City Teenage Pregnancy and Parenthood partnershi...
There was a happy ending today, to the story of one 12-year-old boy known only as 'X', when medical tests to ascertain whether or not he had fathered a child, showed that the young lad was NOT the father. Instead, the results proved, beyond doubt,...
Bristol Palin, the 18 year old daughter of Alaska governor Sara Palin, said during an interview this morning that she hopes all teenage girls get to become pregnant because "being a mommy is just so awesome!" Bristol was the talk of the campaign c...
Despite technological advancements such as daytime TV, sympathy and large clothes, over 97% of women claim their pregnancies are 'fu*cking boring' and 'didn't generate as much attention as hoped', according to new research published this month. In...
12th January 2006 little Ellie Grace Garner was born, a day that should of been the happiest day of any parents' life but for her mother Charlotte it was the worst. Charlotte and her husband Duke had been married for 10 years before Charlotte confirmed the pregnancy, nine months passed and Charlotte gave birth to a baby girl who she describes as "Beautiful and a little angel" "Duke was tota...
A Japanese woman was likely impregnated with the fertilized egg of an orangutan by accident during an in vitro procedure last year, hospital officials said Thursday. The woman, who is in her 20s, aborted the pregnancy when she was told of the pote...
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