Belgian Girl with Face Tattooed Now Pregnant

Funny story written by victor nicholas

Wednesday, 24 June 2009

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Time to Wake-up

A Belgian teen girl who went to a tattoo parlour to have 3 little stars tattooed near her left eye and woke up with 56 stars tattooed on her face is now reported to be pregnant.

The girl said she gave a boy in a club permission to kiss her three time on her cheek but can't remember what happened next.

When she work up there were 56 naked young men in her bedroom yodelling and singing Oktoberfest songs.

It's not clear how or why she fell asleep and remained sleeping for so long while 56 young men had there way with her and there are allegations that drugs or some other means were a factor.

"I think they didn't understand what I wanted," the teenager explained to me. "the first boy spoke only fractured English and French, but I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, that I wanted three little kisses on my cheek."

"Now I'm pregnant by 56 young boys and my bum is sore too."

The 56 young men who were in the girl's room when she woke up insist the teen asked for them to come to her room to inspect here tattoos, "I have one for each and every one of you boys" and that allegations that they "doped" or "hypnotized" her are untrue.

In a hearty chorus with a solid baritone baseline the group of young men expressed themselves in the words of the traditional Belgian folksong.

"The young maiden from the fields is sad today but she will make a good mother for our child tomorrow."

She has announced she is changing her name to "Moko."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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