Chloe Madely Not Pregnant

Funny story written by Blazing Saddle

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

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Behind every great man there is a great woman. The woman behind this guy has PMS.

Chloe, the 22-year-old daughter of Richard & Judy has been sentenced to a 22-month disqualification for drunk driving.

Ms Madely's team of barristers entered a plea in mitigation that she had only committed the offence because of an unexpected visitor in the female persuasion.

Mr Dionysius Evans, in passing judgement, said:

"You are a young woman of very little talent and staggering arrogance. Your assumption that the visit of your red-headed cousin would get you off this charge is ill-founded.

"Why you found it necessary to drive to an all-night chemist because your cousin was making a monthly visit is frankly, beyond me".

Ms Madely stated that she regretted the bloody mess she was in and asked for a period of restraint by the media.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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