Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 7 January 2010

image for Sam Taylor-Wood Pregnant With Boy Toy's Baby Boy
A photo of Aaron Johnson that was taken four years ago.

LONDON - Noted motion picture director Sam Taylor Wood has just announced that she is pregnant with her boy toy Aaron Johnson's baby.

The 42-year-old Taylor-Wood who looks like she could be Heather Mills twin sister said that she is looking forward to having the baby of her 19-year-old baby.

When Johnson was asked what he thought about fathering a child from a woman who is old enough to be his mother he replied that his mother is actually only 40, or two years younger than Mrs. Taylor-Wood.

Johnson was asked if the 23 year age difference ever made any difference in their relationship. He smiled and said that only when they go out to eat and Mrs. Taylor-Wood is asked what she would like to drink and then the waiter asks her and what will your son be having.

He also said that he is still trying to get used to some of the little things about his cougar girlfriend.

When asked such as what, Aaron blushes and says well for one thing Mrs. Taylor-Wood has no boobies to speak of. But quickly adds that it doesn't matter because he has never ever really been a titman or to be politically correct titboy.

Aaron went on to say that he did not give a flying eff about older womanly things such as wrinkles, cellulite, stretch marks, varicose veins, sideburns, saddlebags, and moustache hair.

He grabbed Sam's hand who smiled and noted that she didn't care one bit about the ever-present smell of Clearasil and the sound of his rather high-pitched voice.

So all in all the May-December couple, or actually January-December couple (in the interest of accuracy) is extremely happy. Sam went to use the ladies room and Aaron confided that as far as he was concerned Mrs. Taylor-Wood is just like Cheryl Cole, or Dannii Minogue, except of course for all the older womanly things that he had previously mentioned.

Aaron was asked how it felt to be directed in a movie by his cougar girlfriend. He laughed and said that it was really no different than when they are at home.

The Sam Taylor-Wood directed movie about a young John Lennon is titled, The Nowhere Man Puts It To Eleanor Rigby In The Yellow Submarine.

In a related story. Taylor-Woods next movie project will be another music movie in which Aaron will also star. The film is the story of Boy George And The Culture Club and is entitled 'Yes They Really Want To Hurt Me.' Aaron will portray Boy George.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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