"My baby is your brothers"

Funny story written by Smofie

Friday, 10 April 2009

12th January 2006 little Ellie Grace Garner was born, a day that should of been the happiest day of any parents' life but for her mother Charlotte it was the worst.

Charlotte and her husband Duke had been married for 10 years before Charlotte confirmed the pregnancy, nine months passed and Charlotte gave birth to a baby girl who she describes as "Beautiful and a little angel"

"Duke was totally obsessed over his little girl" she says her eyes fixed to the floor as she twiddles her thumbs, "I couldn't leave him in the dark, he had the to know"

So that night when Charlotte brought Ellie home she told Duke the news that is every mans worst nightmare "My baby is your brothers"

Charlotte has since got together with Dukes brother Aaron and they have just had another little boy called Hamish.

Charlotte says

"I know it was wrong of me to sleep with my husbands brother, but he was useless in the bedroom, My life now is so much better and I love my two kids dearly."

Duke says

"I couldn't believe it when I found out that Ellie wasn't mine and was infact my slime of a brothers. I have no intention to ever see Charlotte or Aaron again and I am currently very happy living my life to the full even at 51"

Aaron says

My brother's a prick!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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