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Funny story: Six loony male Martians are locked up for 18 months in an experiment to find out if Mars is still "gay free"

Six loony male Martians are locked up for 18 months in an experiment to find out if Mars is still "gay free"

Six male Martians have volunteered to be locked up in a space module for 18 months without women and any contact to the outside world, apart from E Males (what?). This experiment is to found out how human males react after being isolated in a spac...

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Funny story: NASA Tries to Sign Up Martians for Classes, Martians Resist

NASA Tries to Sign Up Martians for Classes, Martians Resist

After reading Stephen Hawking's comments that aliens may be unfriendly and dangerous, NASA has arranged a series of "Good Neighbor" classes for Martians. Housing, free meals, and cable TV (Sci-Fi channel included) are part of the planned curriculum...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson on Mars

Robert Pattinson on Mars

Robert Pattinson has been short listed to appear in the remake of that cult classic Movie, Robinson Crusoe on Mars, which was made in 1964 starring Adam West, who is famous for playing Batman, in the television series in the 1960s. "It will be a c...

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Funny story: Bigfoot spotted on Mars

Bigfoot spotted on Mars

The creature known as Bigfoot which is reported to inhabit remote areas in the USA, has now been spotted on Mars and even been photographed. Bigfoot specialist Don Brown claims that if you GOOGLE, Life on Mars Photos, you will get a chance to see the...

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Funny story: Life on Mars... But Not At NASA

Life on Mars... But Not At NASA

NASA and JPL today announced the cancellation of the forthcoming Mars Science Lab mission (MSL), based on the poor economic situation, a general disinterest of the public and various redundancy factors. NASA's chief Spokesman, Major Tom Thomas, sa...

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Funny story: Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor claims life on mars

Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor claims life on mars

Professor Karl Carlton known as the nutty Professor by his colleagues has studied the latest photos from a probe on Mars and claims that it is a Martian. The photos taken on the surface of Mars by the NASA rover seem to show an ape like creature t...

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Funny story: NASA Says Astronauts Will Eventually Go To Mars, Martians Say "Oy!"

NASA Says Astronauts Will Eventually Go To Mars, Martians Say "Oy!"

Martians are appalled by the news that astronauts will, at some point in the future, be heading for their homeland. With an intergalactic wiretapping audio-visual device, a Spoof reporter was able to observe, and listen to, a conversation between tw...

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Funny story: NASA Photos Show Pluto Looking Reddish and Very Bright

NASA Photos Show Pluto Looking Reddish and Very Bright

At first this was attributed to just plain old embarrassment. After all, Pluto was demoted in 2006, being told that he was just a "dwarf planet." Pluto's still blushing about that one. But further investigation by scientists has revealed the real ca...

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Funny story: Would you go to Mars just to get a candy bar?

Would you go to Mars just to get a candy bar?

Candy Bar From Another Planet -No one doesn't love a Mars Bar, but do you know where they really come from? It has been a carefully guarded secret for over 55 years from a candy company who has made a name for itself by using this catchy name.

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Funny story: China joins Russia in asteroid project - Al Gore seethes in rage

China joins Russia in asteroid project - Al Gore seethes in rage

China's space agency has announced its intention to join Russia in an international project to save Earth from a cataclysmic collision with a gigantic asteroid. Xian Bao, head of China's space agency, said that the Chinese people would 'work to th...

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Funny story: Ayres Rock 'ancient latrine to the Sky Gods'

Ayres Rock 'ancient latrine to the Sky Gods'

Australia - (Von Daniken Mess): Martian space probes once identified the Uluru formation as an ancient Terran monolith, a spooky mirror image of their own Cydonia erection revered for its holistic healing powers as well as being the planet's top mark...

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Funny story: Parliamentarian methane mystery deepens

Parliamentarian methane mystery deepens

Methane in Parliament is being produced and released far faster than outside of Westminster, according to analysis of recent air samples. Scientists in London used a hot air wind chamber to simulate the methane gas produced by over 600 MPs, and it...

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Funny story: Manned Missions To Mars & The Moon Are Back - Nevada Real Estate Soars

Manned Missions To Mars & The Moon Are Back - Nevada Real Estate Soars

President Barracks Obama's newly announced re-energising of the Space Programme has led to an unexpected phenomenon. Hundreds of thousands of acres of the Nevada Desert have been bought up by speculators keen to cash in on the moon and Mars landin...

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Funny story: Israel to fund Palestinian Space Program, Colonization of Mars

Israel to fund Palestinian Space Program, Colonization of Mars

GAZA CITY - Despite yet another tentative ceasefire in the region, sporadic Palestinian rocket fire and mortars are still detonating in Israel following a brutal offensive meant to bring Hamas into submission. The offensive killed nearly 1300 Pa...

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Funny story: Obama Meets Historic Delegation In White House

Obama Meets Historic Delegation In White House

President Barack Hussein Obama yesterday made more history by meeting with the first ever delegation of Martians sent to Earth by their Emperor, Marvin. The Martian delegation stated their joy at finally meeting the man whose image had dominated n...

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Funny story: Methane Gas Cloud Leads To Alien Toilet Discovery

Methane Gas Cloud Leads To Alien Toilet Discovery

NASA scientists have announced that the recent discovery of methane gas on the planet Mars has led to another find after sattelite footage picked up a structure which many experts claim to be the first sighting of an alien public toilet. "This is...

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Funny story: Methane On Mars An Indicator That Someone Farted There In The Last 100Million Years

Methane On Mars An Indicator That Someone Farted There In The Last 100Million Years

NASA scientists have revealed that the large quantities of methane gas detected on Mars, are almost certainly evidence that someone, or something, has farted on the surface of the Red Planet during the last 100million years. The claim in Science J...

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