President Barack Hussein Obama yesterday made more history by meeting with the first ever delegation of Martians sent to Earth by their Emperor, Marvin.
The Martian delegation stated their joy at finally meeting the man whose image had dominated news coverage throughout the solar system over the past year. The leader of the delegation stated, "Oi, hosslsege, burrogga oggolupk aw krick kricks loogalbos." This was translated as, "President Obama, you are the talk of Pluto, and it is not often that backwater gets any news even!"
It is thought that talks on areas such as bilateral cooperation between the United States and Mars would continue today, with Emperor Marvin rumored to be extremely interested in US assistance in capturing one gray rabbit Martians are said to regard as their bin Laden.
