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Funny story: Ethical Fashion Show reveals Veggie Burger Bra and Panties

Ethical Fashion Show reveals Veggie Burger Bra and Panties

The Ethical Fashion Show, the world's largest event devoted solely to sustainable fashion, is now in its seventh year and shows no sign of slowing. This year it looks as if Lady Gaga's recent sartorial exploits have inspired the hippy fashionistas...

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Funny story: Gotta Go To Mo's, To Be Overcharged For Last Season's Sneakers

Gotta Go To Mo's, To Be Overcharged For Last Season's Sneakers

It's all about the experience at the new Modell's Sporting Goods flagship, which opened last Wednesday here in Times Square. Well, that and paying $600.00 for last year's Nikes. The two-level, 20,000-sq.-ft. space was completely transformed for it...

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Funny story: Woman Wears Clothes, Walks along Platform

Woman Wears Clothes, Walks along Platform

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - A thin, androgynously-attractive woman in her late teens strode purposefully yet vulnerably down a narrow walkway in a softly-lit room filled with wealthy people on Tuesday night, sources have confirmed. Displaying confidence and...

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Funny story: James Bond Retires Suit for Business Casual

James Bond Retires Suit for Business Casual

Elegant British super spy and womanizer James Bond is ditching his iconic Savile Row suits and other formal wear to sport a more casual look, an MI6 spokesperson says. "Agent 007 isn't immune to the times," the spokesperson says. "He understands b...

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Funny story: Armani Smartens Up Italian Traffic Code

Armani Smartens Up Italian Traffic Code

Driving in Italy is about to get a lot safer and more stylish as the country launches a new Highway Code. Italian traffic authorities have been concerned about the anarchic nature of driving in the cities and on the autostrade for some time. T...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's New Clothes Line To Be Modeled By Non-Skinny "Real Women" Models

Jessica Simpson's New Clothes Line To Be Modeled By Non-Skinny "Real Women" Models

NEW YORK CITY - Jessica Simpson, who has put on about 19 pounds since Valentine's Day, will be showcasing her new clothing line at New York City's Hotel Millard Fillmore. Ms. Simpson, stated that yes it is true that she has gained 19 pounds, but s...

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Funny story: Oil Caps are the most popular accessory of the season

Oil Caps are the most popular accessory of the season

Oil Caps have become the latest craze in headgear - the 'in' accessory. Ever since Oil Caps have come to the notice of the public, discussed on a daily basis as a result of the BIG OIL SPILL fashion designers world-wide have been coming up with de...

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Funny story: Stella McCartney appointed creative director of Team GB Olympic outfits for 2012

Stella McCartney appointed creative director of Team GB Olympic outfits for 2012

"Designer Stella McCartney has been appointed creative director of Team GB's Olympic outfits for the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games." So reads the headline. Women athletes are 'thrilled to bits' at the news just out from ADIDAS. Many...

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Funny story: Fashion House Launches Malaria-Inspired Autumn Collection

Fashion House Launches Malaria-Inspired Autumn Collection

LEGENDARY French fashion house Eaves San Loren has launched its new Autumn collection inspired by Geordie dancer Cheryl Cole's brush with deadly Malaria. Cole, twenty-something, collapsed in a TV studio yesterday following a trip to somewhere dodg...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - "Snoods Galore!" Open At Last!

Isle of Wight News - "Snoods Galore!" Open At Last!

Sally Kettle has high hopes for her new venture Snoods Galore!, which opened for business on Union Street, Ryde, last Tuesday, with a special "opening day open day". The open day was a great success. Prospective customers were invited to sample the unique wares on offer at Snoods Galore! There were snoods to try and exhibitions to enjoy. Emily Pratcaller and Vickie Lamprey wore a succession of...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Hires Fashion Consultant to Spruce Up Image

Kim Jong Il Hires Fashion Consultant to Spruce Up Image

Known for a forehead seventeen times the width of his mouth and oversized glasses that went out of style in the 70's, Kim Jong Il has hired a famed Hollywood fashion consultant to help refresh the leader's public image. German born wunderkind of t...

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Funny story: Diego Maradona bets on a modeling career

Diego Maradona bets on a modeling career

The Argentine coach Diego Maradona has laid out his plans for a successful modeling career. He recently promised in a radio interview that he will run naked through the center of Buenos Aires if Argentina wins the Soccer World Cup. If Argentina e...

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Funny story: Jean Paul Gaultier designs Serena Williams' "Vive La Republique" very sexy knickers!

Jean Paul Gaultier designs Serena Williams' "Vive La Republique" very sexy knickers!

After wearing her sensational flesh coloured knickers in Melbourne and giving heart-attacks to OAP male tennis fans all over the planet, Serena Williams has asked top designer, Jean Paul Gaultier, to design her a set of knickers for the French Open.

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Funny story: Gladiator Shoes Are Shit, Asserts Man, 46

Gladiator Shoes Are Shit, Asserts Man, 46

Fashion experts were up in arms this morning, after an angry shopper complained that Gladiator shoes, the latest trend to hit Britain's high streets, were ABSOLUTELY SHIT, and looked ridiculous. The livid consumer, Moys Kenwood, 46, from Hull in E...

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Funny story: This Year Paris Runways All the 'Bomb'

This Year Paris Runways All the 'Bomb'

Four of Paris's most renowned fashion houses are previewing designs reflecting the dangerous world that we live in today. Each couture house has added its own interpretations for their upcoming fall collections based on the bomb or blast suit look n...

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Funny story: Designer to open clothes hire shop at County Courts

Designer to open clothes hire shop at County Courts

The luxury ladies clothes designer and outlet, Pranda, today announced plans to offer ladies clothes for hire in 5 County Courts starting on Monday. A spokeswoman said, "We see this as a natural extension of our business. As everyone knows, women...

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Funny story: Fashion News: How To Do Double Denim Even When You Are NOT A Redneck

Fashion News: How To Do Double Denim Even When You Are NOT A Redneck

Yes DOUBLE DENIM is the latest from the World of Fashion. Well, this new fashion should be easy for us ALL to 'get with' - even the guys from 'Deliverance' - well, by that I mean, the guys who the movie was 'based on'. Rednecks won't have a problem keeping up with this fashion. They always wear denim overalls and denim boxers. For the rest of us: Go out and buy denim if you want to be n...

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