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Funny story: Gerry Adams takes seat in Irish Parliament - Mrs Doyle from Father Ted is livid

Gerry Adams takes seat in Irish Parliament - Mrs Doyle from Father Ted is livid

Following the result of the Irish election, leader of Sinn Fein, the bearded and glasses-wearing Gerry Adams has caused a political uproar by taking his seat. Mrs Doyle, who left her housekeeping position at Father Ted's house on Craggy Island to...

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Funny story: Soap Stars Unite To Ensure Valid Votes For Characters

Soap Stars Unite To Ensure Valid Votes For Characters

TV's soap-land has gone in to a frenzy this week with major stars from all corners of the entertainment universe uniting for one cause, to give equal votes to their characters. Ken Barlow, no relation to Gary, who lives at number 1 Coronation Stre...

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Funny story: Japanese erections to be held

Japanese erections to be held

Japanese politics is not known for its radicalism and dynamism but it looks like this is all going to change. Quoting directly from our embedded source in the Japanese "National Unity" ruling party (slogan: Lets all do it together, let's do it now...

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Funny story: Teabagging Splash Leaves Wave of Sore Nut Sacks in its Wake

Teabagging Splash Leaves Wave of Sore Nut Sacks in its Wake

Nut sacks across America are raw after a wave of teabagging sucked up an elephant-sized nut sack of House of Representative races on election night. "Teabaggers without nut sacks currently in their mouths are cheering a win of the House of Represe...

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Funny story: American Political Candidates Continue to Misquote the Constitution

American Political Candidates Continue to Misquote the Constitution

Wielded as a sword of honesty, truth and used as the foundational document to support a political platform of "change", the U.S. Constitution is routinely misquoted and misrepresented by the same candidates asking for your votes this November. Reg...

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Funny story: Florida Lemur Mistakenly Placed on Ballot as Libertarian Candidate

Florida Lemur Mistakenly Placed on Ballot as Libertarian Candidate

Florida election officials in the small town of Myakka City are scratching their heads over the apparent practical joke being played on them that now has them in a quandary as to how to remedy the situation. A lemur known as Mister E. Mann is listed...

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Funny story: Obama Set to Kick Off "I Don't Know & I Don't Care' Midterm Election Campaign!

Obama Set to Kick Off "I Don't Know & I Don't Care' Midterm Election Campaign!

President Barry Obama, seemingly unaware of a ground swell of discontent toward his failed social and economic policies, is pulling out all the stops as he plans to lecture the nation non stop until the mid term elections 5 weeks away. Kicking of...

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Funny story: Mud Slinging Begins In Hog Jaw Mayoral Race

Mud Slinging Begins In Hog Jaw Mayoral Race

The mud slinging that has been absent from Hog Jaw politics from many years roared it's ugly head today in our small Arkansas community. It started when Earlene Scrotum threw a wet and juicy dirtclod at Cooter and Ed Earl Pissgums (the cojoined twin...

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Funny story: Democrat Strategists - "Too Many Weirdos Opposing Our Candidates"

Democrat Strategists - "Too Many Weirdos Opposing Our Candidates"

WASHINGTON, DC - Democrats are concerned about losing November elections to "a bunch of Weirdos." Edmund Grayson III commented that Americans are actively resisting government practices that are "good and normal." Grayson, a Harvard graduate, explain...

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Funny story: Elvis, a Troublemaker and a Cowboy All Running for Office in Arkansas

Elvis, a Troublemaker and a Cowboy All Running for Office in Arkansas

Little Rock, AR - Stop me if you've heard this one - Elvis, a Troublemaker and a Cowboy all walk into Charlie Daniel's office to register as political candidates for the upcoming elections. Arkansas seems to be the hot spot for bizarre political c...

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Funny story: Dems bunker up, say they will not vacate office if Tea Party candidates beat them in elections

Dems bunker up, say they will not vacate office if Tea Party candidates beat them in elections

DEMOCRATIC CAMPAIGN HQ, WASHINGTON D.C. - (ABSNN) -- With the national elections only six months away, and incumbent Democrats facing an angered electorate, members of the Democratic Campaign Headquarters in Washington D.C. proposed a drastic plan to...

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Funny story: Brown Appeals for Backing by Granting First Sit Down with Journalist Earl Grey. Historic Interview Declared 'unfortunate' by BBC!

Brown Appeals for Backing by Granting First Sit Down with Journalist Earl Grey. Historic Interview Declared 'unfortunate' by BBC!

In a last ditch effort to rally support and sympathy, current Prime Minster Gordon Brown granted a far reaching in depth interview to Pulitzer Prize finalist Earl Grey in order to 'clear the air.' It didn't go well. Grey, just back from a series...

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Funny story: Brown: Vote for me or The Puppy Gets It!

Brown: Vote for me or The Puppy Gets It!

With just hours to go before the polls close Gordon Brown has made a last desperate attempt to influence the undecided and those who have yet to vote. In a shocking video released onto FaceTube this afternoon Brown is shown in a string vest holdin...

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Funny story: Knights Templar To Swing Election For BNP

Knights Templar To Swing Election For BNP

Strange days at Skoob News. A chap turned up on the doorstep today dressed in full Knights Templar regalia and told us that the next PM would be Nick Griffin, because he had been told by The Illumninati, an obscure organisation consisting of retired...

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Funny story: Labour Win General Election

Labour Win General Election

The Labour party has won the 2010 General Election by a landslide. Gordon Brown, who was expected to suffer a massive and humiliating defeat, has done the impossible and turned the most likely of losses into the most unlikely of victories. Ecstati...

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Funny story: BNP Candidate To Sue Satirist For Misrepresentation

BNP Candidate To Sue Satirist For Misrepresentation

Adolph Bachman, the BNP candidate for Dudley in the West Midlands has emerged with all guns blazing against a satirist for everything he possesses, including his toilet seat and his prized collection of pickled eggs. "That bastard has gone too far...

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Funny story: Election 2010: Bun fight in second leaders' debate

Election 2010: Bun fight in second leaders' debate

The jelly came out in the second prime ministerial debate as Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg clashed over having affairs. In camp exchanges, the three leaders crashed handbags on Europe, weight loss, tax, nuclear weapons and the new Vae...

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