Japanese politics is not known for its radicalism and dynamism but it looks like this is all going to change.
Quoting directly from our embedded source in the Japanese "National Unity" ruling party (slogan: Lets all do it together, let's do it now) headquarters today, party leader, Hu-ja No will be going to the polls very soon to solidify his majority in the Lower House.
Our reporter was outside the office of the Party leader, as the leader was inside with his secretary, ex model and pop singer, Poo Lit Now.
The source confirmed that he heard and recorded the party leader telling her that he wanted an erection now an she was to hold it quickly.
