Brown: Vote for me or The Puppy Gets It!

Written by cadders

Thursday, 6 May 2010

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With just hours to go before the polls close Gordon Brown has made a last desperate attempt to influence the undecided and those who have yet to vote.

In a shocking video released onto FaceTube this afternoon Brown is shown in a string vest holding a small labrador puppy in one hand and a twelve-bore shotgun in the other.

Amidst a torrent of abuse aimed at the British public he chillingly threatens to "Blow the little bastad awee" if people do not get out and vote Labour.

Filmed from what is believed to be the barricaded hallway of 10 Downing Street, some observers have also noticed in the background what may possibly be a half empty bottle of Buckfast leading some to speculate that the soon-to-be-ex PM may be drunk as well as clinically insane.

The video ends amidst a torrent of swearing and abuse aimed at his own party who he claims are a "bunch o'poofy Sassenachs" and with a chilling warning:

"Ye've no seen the last o'me" he declares, "Just ye wait til I get to Europe. Am gonna mek yeez pay!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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