California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has said in a television address that he will single-handedly tackle the fires that are ravaging the LA area, and expects to have them all out by tomorrow. The fires, to the north, north-west and south of...
In a surprise move that has sent shockwave across the political spectrum, the Alaskan Independence Party (AIP), which advocates an in-state referendum which includes the option of Alaska becoming an independent nation, has today announced that it is...
The National Debt has reached $10 trillion. In an effort to pay off this enormous amount the Federal Government has started giving away States to our debtors overseas. The first to go was New Jersey to the Chinese who immediately sent in troops to take over the municipalities and factories and sealed the borders. All dissidents were put in prison and the secret police visited Bruce Springsteen...
While Ahnold campaigned for his Republican lanzmen, he has been in the avant-garde of energy awareness in California. This credential appears to have recommended the former sel-admitted steroid-using champion body builder to the post of energy fuhrer...
In a predictable roll-out, Governor of California Arnold Schwartsenegger gave his mono-syllabic public support for Senator McCains and Alaskan PTA Governor Sarah Palein. Schwartsenegger bounded on stage right to thunderous cheers from the assemble...
Rumours are rife that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is considering a bloodless coup if Senator Barack Obama is elected President on Tuesday. The former "Terminator" is so incensed at the prospect of a half Kenyan blowin from the 'burbs getting u...
Los Angeles governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has today unveiled alternative plans for the rescue of the US economy, after first telling White House staff that the $700billion plan put forward by President Bush, was "bullshit". The US is in the midst...
Sacramento, California - Hoping to generate cash for the state budget shortfall by generating celebrity autograph collector's interest because all the liquidity the state usually barrows from Wall Street to get by until the tax revenues come in June...
Johanny-come-lately California Führerminator Fumigator Governator Arnold Schwarzenjammer is expected to seek an emergency session of the California State legislature to demand they scrap the present balanced budget and jump on his oompah band wagon,...
With the $700 Billion federal bailout set, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is calling for a follow up. The Schwarzenegger plan calls for $100 Trillion in new spending to prop up the economy. In the first phase, $1 Trillion is to be spent...
PETALUMA, California - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has stated that California needs an emergency loan of $7 billion. This has got some people asking questions then as to why the full bail-out package is set at $700 billion. Taking the full dol...
Today California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced a new initiative to start taxing resident's farting in order to reduce the emission of the state's green house gasses. "We are going to find out who is causing all of this 'Global Warm...
News has just come to light that the scientist a CERN have had a contractual mix up with the LHC acronym LHC which they wanted constructed in Geneva stands for Large Hadron Collider but in an amazing turn of events the major contractor mistook 'H...
Usain Bolt, the Olympic 100m champion, is at the centre of a new row today, after it was revealed by members of Beijing's official doping team, that the Jamaican is actually a cyborg. According to the Olympic dopists, Bolt, who, on Saturday, broke...
(San Jose, CA) Internet auction site eBay confirmed today the authenticity of a posting by Arnold Schwarzenegger offering his services as Vice President to the highest bidder.
Long time television interviewer Barbara Walters admits in her new tell-all book that she has masturbated secretly several times during the course of her long career.
California governor Sir Arnold Schwarzenegger has called on Austrian builders to postpone any more construction projects that include cellars, until a thorough search of all current properties with cellars has been c...
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