Arnie really is the Terminator: Coup Planned

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Saturday, 1 November 2008

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Schwarzenegger: he'll be back

Rumours are rife that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is considering a bloodless coup if Senator Barack Obama is elected President on Tuesday.

The former "Terminator" is so incensed at the prospect of a half Kenyan blowin from the 'burbs getting up in the most important poll on the planet that he is prepared to do whatever it takes to protect the Constitution of the USA.

Close advisers of the Californian Governor are said to be in touch with National Guard and Military brass to flesh out a plausible plan which would use strategic possession taking of Government establishments such as the Treasury and the Capitol, as well as the Supreme Court. Arnie is no stranger to such roles having been in three "Terminator" movies and an endless number of action flicks.

The Californian Governor could not be contacted today as he was in discussion with Toyboy magazine about doing a monthly exercise column, although one press correspondent did get a curt reply to his question asking when will he scoff all the rumours about the coup, to which Arnie replied "I'll be back".

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