Trisomy, Australia - The Australian government is denying residency to a German doctor and his family because their teenage son has Down syndrome. The German family moved to Australia two years ago because Australia has a significant shortage of...
Fairbanks, AK- Presidential polls indicate that Senator Barack Obama will cruise to victory over Senator John McCain this November. John McCain, though, saw that this was coming and took immediate action. He wrote into a recent Senate bill that gave...
QUEENS, New York - The Fox Network has approached John McCain and Sarah Palin about staring in a semi-reality quasi-situation comedy show named "The Wasilla Hillbillies." Genghis W. Frisbee a high-ranking Fox Network executive stated that since e...
Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin's fiancee and high school drop out believes he's qualified to run for the Alaska Senate. Judging by his future mother in law's whirlwind political career, Levi shouldn't have any problem reaching his dream. "A High...
In a surprising turn of events, the Democrat-controlled US Congress accepted a petition from the Alaskan Independence Party to allow the state to secede. Upon learning this, Sarah Palin immediately dropped out of the US Vice-Presidential race to tak...
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has told her husband Todd that when Johnny (McCain) wins the election that she will do her very best to convince him to move the White House from Washington D.C. to Anchorage, Alaska. She said that it would cut down...
Saudi Arabia/ Rag Head News - It's not just for Mullahs anymore! Extremists around the world find Fatwas effective in controlling Plain Speak and Rational Discourse in advancing their goals of World Domination. Examples of World Terrorism Proclama...
There once was a bold lady from cold Alaska, Who would brag incessantly of her greatness if ya asked her! She would always put on a great big act, That would inevitably cover up the obvious fact, That she did not know her pointy elbow from her fat ass, ya!...
Anchorage, Al / Snowmobile Times - The Alaskan Legislation voted unanimously to secede from the Union today, clearing the way for a new influx of blue collar Americans seeking to re-establish ancient American foundations of family values, individu...
Sarah Palin VPILF of the Republicunt Party has ignited an international incident with her foolish remarks in one of her rare but ungemlike interviews. Palin told Katie Couric that when Putin rears his head, he will come into American airspace in...
ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO - When the United States sent warships into the Black Sea that move angered Russia. When Russia sent a warship into the Carribean Sea that move angered the U.S. Now reports have surfaced that Iceland has sent a canoe into...
I recently had the distinct honor of having a one-on-one interview with Sarah Palin. I asked her about her infatuation with hunting. She replied, "You know, B.Z. ever since I was a little girl, I have just always preferred blasting defenseless animals whether they were moose, caribou, elk, cute little rabbits, harmless little squirrels, or innocent beavers, ah, let's make that woodchucks. In f...
Republican nobody Sarah Palin isn't really a nobody at all, it has been revealed. For Sarah is, in real life, none other than the revered former writer from TheSpoof.com, Gnarly Erik! 'Erik', who wrote some 9081 stories for TheSpoof.com, before he...
When Secretary of State William Seward set about to persuade skeptical mainland America to purchase the gigantic frozen north of Alaska from cash poor Russia, his plan was mocked as Seward's Folly. Now that the Republicant effort of Mccain-Plain has...
Once upon a time, a quaint but homely Alaskan town was the weekly delight of network TV watchers. The Wednesday night episodes of the Beehive adorned Mayor and her snowshoe rental magnate hubbie brought many a chuckle to the bored and the bereft. One week it would be the brother in law/ town drunk shooting up the jail where he was deputy and the next all the Alaskan rebate checks mistakenly ended...
Almost Beauty Queen Alaskan wolf killer Sarah Palin presented her pipeline as the centerpiece of her political success. Now we learn that the pipeline will almost never be completed. Additionally the pipeline is thought to have been paid for by P...
The Govfrigidaire of the frigid frontier of Alaska questioned the science of people like Al Gore and the prohets of global warming. Palin explained that she didn't know what it was like in other parts of the southern 48 but in her neck of the woo...
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