Written by Pointer

Thursday, 11 September 2008

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Rumor has it that sometimes Sarah has to hosed down while laying pipe on the pipeline to Nowhere, Alaska

Almost Beauty Queen Alaskan wolf killer Sarah Palin presented her pipeline as the centerpiece of her political success. Now we learn that the pipeline will almost never be completed.

Additionally the pipeline is thought to have been paid for by Palin's sexual favors to gas company dicks!

One natural Gas company dick, Dick Beans Methane explained how Palin laid her body down across the many miles of the pipeline literally! "I had Sarah from Juneau to Nome and back again, if you know what I mean!?"

A second gaseous exec Little Dick Cheney who said thast he was no relation to the bad shot of the same name repeated the gassy rumour exploding through the industry: "Every dick says that Sarah keeps delaying the project like Penelope's tapistry just to lay more pipe!"

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Topics: Sarah Palin, Alaska

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