Written by Pointer

Saturday, 4 October 2008

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There once was an elbow from Al-ass-ka

There once was a bold lady from cold Alaska,
Who would brag incessantly of her greatness if ya asked her!

She would always put on a great big act,
That would inevitably cover up the obvious fact,
That she did not know her pointy elbow from her fat ass, ya!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Alaska, Poetry

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