Bristol Palin's fiancee running for Alaska senate

Written by isabar

Monday, 13 October 2008

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Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin's fiancee and high school drop out believes he's qualified to run for the Alaska Senate. Judging by his future mother in law's whirlwind political career, Levi shouldn't have any problem reaching his dream.

"A High School degree is for the elites, not for common folk like me," said the young man.

Levi and Bristol plan to wed next summer, "after Bri lose that pregger weight and look hot again," he said while chewing a wad of smokeless tobacco, "I can't stand fat broads," he added spitting dark liquid.

As for the name they've chosen for the baby due December 18, Mr. Johnston said, "we're debating between Oops and Abstinence, but maybe we'll use both."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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