ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO - When the United States sent warships into the Black Sea that move angered Russia.
When Russia sent a warship into the Carribean Sea that move angered the U.S. Now reports have surfaced that Iceland has sent a canoe into the Gulf of Alaska and that move has angered Governor Sarah Palin.
Reliable sources have stated that Palin has momentarily suspended her vice-presidential campaigning and has returned to Juneau so that she can meet with Rear Admiral Nanook 'The Yukon Yodeler' Chukotka. The two will immediately begin formulating strategic plans to have the Alaskan navy find the canoe and sink it if it fails to comply with surrender orders.
A reporter for the television entertainment news program 'Hollywood Ipso Facto' asked Tina Fey to comment on this new Alaskan-Icelandic development and she replied, "No comment, no way, no how, no McCain."
In other news, Sylvester Stallone has just announced that he will begin filming 'Rocky 17' in December.