Offering yet another death blow to the American Economy, Michelle Obama's President's Day visit to Vail caused the resort to shut all three of its runs for security, leaving one open for Michelle & Friends to go 'Tubing' down the Bunny Tail witho...
Two British tourists have returned from Washington DC furious about a successful TV show's "lies" and the rudeness of the FBI. Ken and Liz Bonkers, of Harlesden, north London, visited the US capital hoping to watch the subjects of the hit TV show...
With Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" in town on Saturday Washington DC was beset by an invasion of unwashed hicks, rubes, hayseeds, yahoos, hillbillies, and rednecks. The foul-smelling horde of knuckledraggers besmirched the National Mall towards the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move that has greatly angered thousands of D.C. movie goers, including the Obamas, the Bidens, and Nancy Pelosi, D.C. Mayor Adrian "Yo Bro" Fenty has decided to ban the motion picture The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Mayor Fenty...
The "Million Nun March," a protest march on Washington D.C., failed to meet expectations this week in the nation's capital. Of the thousands of Catholic diocese, parishes, and convents, a grand total of three nuns showed up. The protest, modelled...
Washington finally signed a rookie who lived up to all the hype and didn't disappoint, preferring to let his performance speak for itself as rookie pitcher Stephen Strasburg took the mound for the Nationals and wowed the hometown crowd. Working of...
WASHINGTON DC - Although "candidate and job discussions" from the White House to Andrew Romanoff and Congressman Sestak have not been raised to the level of "chargeable criminal offenses," the impropriety of Obama administration officials is CERTAINL...
WEST BLOOMFIELD TOWNSHIP, MI - Local insane man Lyle Steavey was elected to the United States Congress today to represent Michigan's 9th Congressional District. Mr. Steavey has been confined to a mental institution since August 2004. With anti-Wa...
Washington, DC - Today, President Barack Obama took one of his strongest stands to date against the corporate interests dogging his efforts to bring true change to America. Not only is he planning on issuing a mandate that sends all the corporate lob...
Washington DC: The Washington Nationals have been a part of major league baseball (MLB) in this city since 2005. However, there are two older MLB teams resident in the District of Columbia, namely the Democratic Liberals and the Republican Conservati...
When Gordon Brown landed in Washington DC, for an annual White House visit, last Friday, it was thought that he and President Obama would discuss politics, and come up with innovative strategies to tackle the economic downturn. Well, perhaps, that...
Tense moments arrived in Washington today when an alien weapon of mass destruction in the shape of a pilot's license threatened to circumvent the recently rescheduled apocalypse. Reminiscent of the thousands of sci-fi invasion flicks the menacing...
In a joint press conference today, Republican leaders joined by members of the T-Baggers, Birthers, Fox News, and talk show personalities announced that a bill is being introduced in Congress to construct a Wailing Wall on the DC Mall. Congressma...
Washingtonians are atwitter over the sightings of rare Nappy-Headed Nubians in the White House area. The species crispus capillus nubius, are indigenous to the northern Sudan and southern Egypt, and did not inhabit North America when discovered b...
WASHINGTON-In a landmark decision, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (*Retire Aged People Ea...
Scientists have finally admitted that the diet fad of the first decade of the 21st century may be the culprit for the icy political situation in our Nation's capitol. The high protein, low carbohydrate, Atkins-style diet has impacted colons across t...
Al Gore is snowed in at an undisclosed location in Washington after the coldest weather for nearly 100 years. He had been due to give a series of Global Warming lectures in the Washington area but because of the freezing spell he has been snowed in s...
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