In a joint press conference today, Republican leaders joined by members of the T-Baggers, Birthers, Fox News, and talk show personalities announced that a bill is being introduced in Congress to construct a Wailing Wall on the DC Mall.
Congressman John Boehner, House minority leader stated, "It is not enough for us to just WA WA WA in response to the destruction of our democracy. We need a place here in our nations capitol where folks can come to wail and rent their garments. Our society is in a free fall and there is nothing good in our country since, "you know who" took over."
Boehner introduced other attendees at the conference, all of whom spoke of the perils that exist in our country. Many carried side arms and a few carried rifles with bayonets attached. Plans for the memorial were on view and a free screening of Dr. Strangelove was presented with former Vice President Dick Cheney hosting.
Reporters in attendance are saying that there was not a dry eye in the crowd.
Apparently, the move to build the Wall came after Obama's health care summit and an open mike picked up the President saying to an aide at the end of the meeting, "Rope a dope------one more time. If they had brains, they'd be dangerous."
In other breaking news, The House Ethics Committee has issued it's unanimous findings in a one sentence statement, "Let He Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Stone;"
