Champions League - White Hart Lane - On a wet Wednesday night there was jubilation in Tottingham as Spurs became the third London club to reach the Champions League group stages, although a side from the capital is yet to win the coveted trophy. S...
After crashing out of the world cup, Manager Fabio Capello revealed reasons why England could never win anything and at least not be humiliated. The Italian revealed that England's football team in general had a striking resemblance to the fortune...
The defense of debt-ridden Sarah Ferguson - a.k.a. the Duchess of York - that she was drunk when she was caught pledging to provide access to ex-hubby Prince Andrew for a huge cash bribe has given some British lawyers thoughts of using similar legal...
Football's recent financial woes continue with the news that Tottenham Hotspur, one of England's largest and most successful clubs last night entered administration. Success on the pitch this season has been overshadowed by the news that the club owe...
Former Portsmouth striker, Jermain Defoe, who currently plays for Tottenham Hotspur, has this morning been transferred back to Fratton Park due to 'a clerical error'. Defoe, currently readying himself for England's World Cup campaign in South Afri...
Manchester United produced a superb display to fight back from a face fart behind and win away at Tottenham, despite Paul Scholes' sending off. Spurs went ahead when Jermain Defoe planted in an acrobatic overhead wet one only 38 seconds in, but Ry...
A disastrous weekend for Murkydive footy clubs, Loonypool and Neverwon, who both found themselves on the wrong end of results on the opening weekend of the footy season. First, Neverwon got tanked 6-1 by a load of arses at Badison Park, and now to...
Tottenham are all set to make a dramatic £15 Million bid for soon to be Sunderland forward Darren Bent. Bent is expected to join Sunderland from the White Hart Lane club later on today for a fee approaching £20 Million. However,Tottenham Manager H...
Robbie Keane, the ex-Liverpool 'subs-bench warmer', who was transferred back to Tottenham Hotspur yesterday, has been handed the captain's armband on his first day back at the ship, and told that the safety and survival of the crew and passengers is...
Fans who were sitting near Robbie Keane at Anfield last Sunday during the Liverpool v. Chelsea game, have said that even before his transfer back to White Hart Lane had been announced, the player was wearing a Tottenham scarf around his neck. Kean...
Robbie Keane, the striker who Liverpool signed from Tottenham Hotspur last summer, is furious tonight after the Merseyside club announced that he has been sold back to Spurs against his will. Despite being loved by the White Hart Lane faithful, Ke...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has caused controversy tonight ahead of tomorrow's FA Cup fourth round tie against Tottenham Hotspur, by telling reporters that his players will be going all-out to break the all-time scoring record for the...
News from White Hart Lane today that haggard-looking Tottenham Hotspur boss, Harry Redknapp, is to star in the first decent new film in the 'Carry On' series for more than 30 years. The film, titled Carry On Up Wembley Way, is a send-up of Spurs c...
Osvaldo 'Ossie' Ardiles, the former Argentina star and boss of both Newcastle United and Tottingham Hotspur, is being linked to a return to management in Britain tonight, and has confirmed he is 'inherested' in the manager's position at Inverness Cal...
There was confusion at White Hart Lane this afternoon, when Tottenham Hotspur entertained Portsmouth in the fixture that saw in-form striker Jermain Defoe playing for and against his former clubs. Defoe emerged onto the pitch at the start of the g...
Arry is happy and plans to stay happy. The ex West Ham, Bournemouth, Portsmouth, Southampton (did we mention Portsmouth?) icon has got Spurs back on track. Traditionally Spurs have enjoyed regular periods of inconsistency and the most fickle fans...
Police from the Met descended on White Hart Lane this morning to investigate a claim that Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp had abused the players' trust, and had 'stroked their egos'. Redknapp, who took over the job at Spurs less than thre...
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