Arry takes Spurs to a new level!

Funny story written by betingo

Monday, 24 November 2008

image for Arry takes Spurs to a new level!
It was a wrench to leave a job I loved

Arry is happy and plans to stay happy. The ex West Ham, Bournemouth, Portsmouth, Southampton (did we mention Portsmouth?) icon has got Spurs back on track.

Traditionally Spurs have enjoyed regular periods of inconsistency and the most fickle fans around. Now their up and down form has hit a new high!

Prior to Arry's rescue however, all that had changed. Last season under Ramos they begun a run of uninterrupted defeats and draws. A few, followed by the odd win, preferably lucky, would have been perfect, but they kept losing! Things got too much when this ridiculous level of consistency continued into this season. Something had to give one day, so he did.

Now Arry has got things going nicely; a win against Liverpool, then a defeat to Fulham, now another win. Thats the kind of roller coaster Spurs fans expect and will get them cheering and booing in successive weeks - just like the old days!

"I've found my natural home" says Arry. "Portsmouth were great and I'm glad they've named the Isle of Wight ferry after me as a fitting memorial to my time(s) there. They can cheer when it comes, boo when it leaves, cheer when it comes back and then boo when it leaves again; perfect!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more