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Funny story: Tiger Woods: Have You Driven A Dong Lately?

Tiger Woods: Have You Driven A Dong Lately?

Even though Tiger Woods lost still another golf tournament over the weekend in Shanghai, he may have picked up a whole new group of sponsors. "Yes, they are offering me millions to advertise their products coming to the United States soon and some...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin Compare Short 'Tails'

Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin Compare Short 'Tails'

After Kate Gosselin told the whole world about Jon Gosselin being a little short on length and Elin Woods stated a similar story about Tiger Woods, the two have been seen together at a clinic in Beverly Hills. Although neither admitted anything, t...

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Funny story: Tiger Wood's High-Price Escort To Release Tail-All Book!

Tiger Wood's High-Price Escort To Release Tail-All Book!

In a new book due out in January, Tiger Woods high-price mistress, Loredana Jolie says that Tiger had reason to look elsewhere for attention. "How else do you account for my going to his place and the wife was never there? I mean, she could have w...

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Funny story: Bear Shits in Woods - Tiger Furious

Bear Shits in Woods - Tiger Furious

Tiger Woods is said to be furious, after a bear defecated into his mouth. The incident happened whilst Woods was on the 10th hole of a golf course in Colorado. It is, in fact, a common occurrence for professional golfers to be used by the wild an...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Reborn as Cigar Guy Gives Him Hogan's Secret

Tiger Woods Reborn as Cigar Guy Gives Him Hogan's Secret

Tiger Woods is back Jack! After struggling for an entire year Tiger Woods came alive in the Ryder Cup singles and made 7 birdies, a hole out eagle and several bombs in 14 holes in defeating Francesco Molinari. After the match Francesco said, "Look, I...

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Funny story: Go get 'em Tiger

Go get 'em Tiger

Tiger Woods, the worlds number 1 golfer, has revealed that he "in it to win" the Ryder Cup. The Cup, held in Newport, is the biggest Golfing event to take place this half of the year. Tiger Woods, who has been in the news not for his skill with...

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Funny story: Ryder Cup Tiger Woods Canadian Foley as Canada Legalizes Prostitution

Ryder Cup Tiger Woods Canadian Foley as Canada Legalizes Prostitution

For all of us average hackers it seems weird that the 'God of Golf' Tiger Woods is now changing his swing. As a 12 year old Tiger Woods broke or tied the Masters record and then went on to win the US Open at Pebble Beach by 12 shots. Tiger Woods play...

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Funny story: 'Tiger Woods' The Daddy Says Man Who Has Third Child

'Tiger Woods' The Daddy Says Man Who Has Third Child

Daniel Treaty, the man who has recently had his third child, now claims that this child was fathered by Tiger Woods. "Look at the little guy! Isn't he Tiger Woods made over?", stated Treaty to reporters. "I know it was supposed to be kept a sec...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Having Putter Problems Off The Golf Course Also

Tiger Woods Having Putter Problems Off The Golf Course Also

According to Tiger Woods ex, Elin Nordegren, Tiger was having some 'putter' problems even before last Thanksgiving. A source told us that he was taking two kinds of pills according to Elin and that he would have severe headaches just afterward.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Named to US Ryder Cup Team; Pakistani Bookies Make European Team 1001- 1 Underdogs!

Tiger Woods Named to US Ryder Cup Team; Pakistani Bookies Make European Team 1001- 1 Underdogs!

PGA officials are looking into the suspect naming of Tiger Woods to the US Ryder Cup team after unusual betting patterns emerged in Pakistan making the Tough European Team overwhelming UNDERDOGS. Woods, who hasn't played a decent match in his 5 C...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney And Tiger Woods - Two Great Minds Thinking Alike

Wayne Rooney And Tiger Woods - Two Great Minds Thinking Alike

At first glance, footballer Wayne Rooney and golfer Tiger Woods may not seem to have that much in common, but their recent excursions into the dark and gloomy world of prostitution show that the old adage still rings true, and that two great minds do...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Marries Rachel Uchitel!

Tiger Woods Marries Rachel Uchitel!

You would have thought that Tiger Woods would have waited a decent amount of time between his official divorce with now former wife Elin Nordegren, but he apparently was in a hurry and good judgment is not one of Tiger's noted specialties of late.

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Funny story: Look Out Manhattan, The Tiger Is In Town!

Look Out Manhattan, The Tiger Is In Town!

Tiger Woods has just bought a condo in Manhattan and has been making the rounds introducing himself to his neighbors, according to The Paper Daily. Tiger, who would not talk about his family situation but only golf for years now, has done a flip f...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Breaks His Penis

Tiger Woods Breaks His Penis

It as been reported, that Tiger Woods was recently hospitalized and released with a broken penis, in a attempt to make up for all that sex he has missed during the big, "to do" with his, now ex wife. Tiger has been burning the candle at both ends sin...

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Funny story: Tiger's game improves so he can pay ex-wife

Tiger's game improves so he can pay ex-wife

Tiger Woods is playing great golf again, and it is leaving a lot of people scratching their heads. "I picked up my game because I need to pay the bills. It is as simple as that," Tiger Woods said to reporters on Thursday. Tiger Woods isn't ly...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Blames Harry Potter For Tiger Woods Divorce

Elin Nordegren Blames Harry Potter For Tiger Woods Divorce

Speaking exclusively to Hollywood Masters magazine, Elin Nordegren today denied that she was ever aware of her husband's indiscretions during their time together, but blamed the golf star's indiscretions on his Magic Wand. A source told us that Ti...

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Funny story: Divorce Judge values Tiger Woods' "dick" at $10 million per inch!

Divorce Judge values Tiger Woods' "dick" at $10 million per inch!

The judge leading the very short proceedings at the divorce case of Tiger Woods and his estranged ex-wife Elin, decided to value the amount of damages to be awarded by the length of Tiger's uncontrollable "dick" because that was the reason for the br...

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