Daniel Treaty, the man who has recently had his third child, now claims that this child was fathered by Tiger Woods.
"Look at the little guy! Isn't he Tiger Woods made over?", stated Treaty to reporters.
"I know it was supposed to be kept a secret but we, my wife Butch and me, but we have more bills now that we have three kids and I think Tiger Woods should have to kick in a little besides his sperm."
The couple's first child was Peggy and caused quite a sensation at her birth. Their second was a boy, Dallas.
Treaty underwent a gender reassignment over ten years before the first child. However, he did not have what is known as "bottom surgery," which is what made him able to conceive. Butch, his wife, had had a hysterectomy, so she was unable to give birth.
"Someone told me about some celebs keeping frozen sperm at a place in Los Angeles and I got inside help. That's all I'll say about that. Don't ask me anything else about that."
"Daniel has had it confirmed by DNA", stated Butch. "We just want a private settlement. Tiger can then sue the clinic if he wants. But we can't help."
Looks like Tiger will have even more trouble trying to win any more golf games once this gets out.
