Tiger Woods: Have You Driven A Dong Lately?

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Monday, 8 November 2010


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Even though Tiger Woods lost still another golf tournament over the weekend in Shanghai, he may have picked up a whole new group of sponsors.

"Yes, they are offering me millions to advertise their products coming to the United States soon and some that are already there", Tiger told reporters of 'The Shanghai White S'. "Maybe this will draw Erin back to me...or at least keep the kids coming over more often."

The former world's number one golfer is open to new backers after several of his longtime sponsors like AT&T, Accenture and Gatorade turned their back on Tiger Woods. This after his notorious divorce earlier this year, following the damaging revelations about his private life with other women.

"I'll certainly cut a deal...not a fart, I'm on Beano for any tournaments...but will have to see what kind of products, especially any golf products."

Tiger admitted that he did one trial commercial while in Shanghai.

"Have you driven a Dong lately?" is already on TV here.

Is that their new automobile, we asked.

"No, that's their new penis helper. "

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