Tiger Woods has just bought a condo in Manhattan and has been making the rounds introducing himself to his neighbors, according to The Paper Daily.
Tiger, who would not talk about his family situation but only golf for years now, has done a flip flop.
"No questions about my sorry golf performances lately", stated Tiger. "I've got the divorce settled. I get to see the kids. I'm living among about a million nice-looking women. That ain't too bad."
That was apparently the settlement at the final hearing in Divorce Court a few weeks ago.
Meantime Tiger's ex, Elin Nordegren, has been staying mostly in their former house in Florida while attending college and is apparently planning to spend some time soon in her $3 million seaside estate in Sweden.
"I'm putting my life back together", she recently told a source. "I have the kids to care for and I'm glad Tiger is in NYC. As long as he behaves with the kids, he can see them."
Ms. Nordegren is planning to open a mental health center, according to the source. She doesn't know if it will be in the US or Sweden.
"She's had enough experience for it. That Tiger is all screwed up. He better be careful in Manhattan. Tiger Women up there will eat him alive."