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Friday, 10 September 2010

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According to Tiger Woods ex, Elin Nordegren, Tiger was having some 'putter' problems even before last Thanksgiving.

A source told us that he was taking two kinds of pills according to Elin and that he would have severe headaches just afterward.

"I told her then that he shouldn't mix two different ones, especially the full strength ones", she stated. "Maybe, although we didn't know it at the time, he has worn out his putter."

Tiger Woods has not won a golf tournament since last Thanksgiving and something is still troubling him, even after he has the divorce all settled.

"I'm not saying anything", stated girlfriend Rachel Uchitel. "Let's just say that he has personal problems and he needs to take some doctor's advice seriously."

Meanwhile, Tiger is about 10 strokes down on this weekend's BMW Tournament. He's had a double-bogey on each day.

Another Tiger girlfriend, Jaimee Grubbs , recently told our sister tabloid, "The Honest Truth" that Tiger had troubles as long ago as two years.

"He would yell "That was a Mulligan!" Get up and head out the door."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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