United Kingdom -- Well it's been a busy week to say the least. Not since Miley Cyrus systematically defiled the delicate sensibilities of much of the country has the UK found itself collectively seething over yet another North American stage act.
HOLLYWOOD - Noted producer Bellanino Terrabini stated that he will soon begin filming on his latest movie entitled Menage a Trois Du Vampires. The $47 million movie epic will star Taylor Lautner, Joslyn James, and Loredana Jolie. Terrabini says he...
After a recent article in which Nina Dobrev stated that she had the advantage over other women in playing vampire roles on television and in the movies, Robert Pattinson has struck back. "I'm not disputing what Ms. Dobrev said in the interview abo...
It's finally here! The latest, reputedly the greatest, Twilight movie - Twilight Saga: Eclipse - premiered in the UK yesterday, writes Vacuous Drivel Correspondent, Lucy Lastick. Devon's Cullompton Cinema was the super-glam venue chosen by Team Tw...
A text message from our showbiz source, Buffty Ginslinger, caused sharp intakes of breath and gasps of incredulity yesterday afternoon at the Skoob News office, as we were informed that Twilight star Rob Pattinson is set to marry Harry Potter star Em...
HOLLYWOOD - Movie critics from Boston to Bombay are all singing the same tune and that is that the latest Twilight Saga: Eclipse has blown the previous two out of the water, no pun intended. Twilight Saga: #3 has got teens and tweens hollering out...
HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Lautner who stars as Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse says that he has always been a practical joker. He once took a black Sharpie Pen and drew the Eiffel Tower on Jay Leno's chin while Leno slept at his desk. Another t...
A very surprised Taylor Lautner was handcuffed and taken away by police while with the crew of Twilight Eclipse Tuesday morning. "What am I being arrested for?", requested the actor. But the police officers would only read him his rights. Appea...
The release this week of the latest instalment in the Twilight saga, 'Eclipse' means that its youthful acting triumvirate of Pattinson, Stewart, and Lautner look set to take over the media yet again, for some time to come. Whilst this is undoubted...
Taylor Lautner told reporters today that "Sure, I think all three of us would do our parts near the end of "Bree Tanner" as it would take very little time for us to do it. But it won't be about us so much as the lead roles." Kristen Stewart also s...
The final episode of Twilight, "Breaking Dawn" will be split into two installments say the actors. "We all had certain places for the first installment to end and the last one to begin but I think Kristen's idea is the best one", stated star Rober...
Taylor Lautner, starring in the new John Carpenter movie "Legend Werewolf" says that this movie is definitely no "I Was A Teenage Werewolf". "That old film starring Michael Landon gave werewolf movies a bad name for a long time", stated teen acto...
Both stars of the Twilight movies, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner say they would be interested in having a role in a proposed Mel Brooks movie about vampires. "I don't know about any of the other actors but I love all the Mel Brooks movies",...
LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Lionsdoor Pictures has just announced that Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner have been signed to star in the Benigo Luigi Montemarciano oil mess thriller Louisiana Tar Balls. The film takes place righ...
Actor Taylor Lautner should have known that now was not the best time to take a trip to Tennessee after all the recent flooding, especially to take a fishing trip. But he is only 17 years old. Taylor showed up at the Nashville Airport last Tues...
LOS ANGELES - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company in association with Universal Studios, and in conjunction with Designated Moviegoers Films has just announced that filming will soon begin on the movie The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy Returns To Kansas...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Selena Gomez and her BFF Nick Jonas were recently seen walking along the shoreline of one of Mexico's most famous nude beaches, La Playa de Los Players. And although most of the 300 people that were on the beach were compl...
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