Pattinson, Kristen & Lautner Man Do "Bree Tanner" But Only At End Of The Movie

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Tuesday, 22 June 2010

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Taylor Lautner told reporters today that "Sure, I think all three of us would do our parts near the end of "Bree Tanner" as it would take very little time for us to do it. But it won't be about us so much as the lead roles."

Kristen Stewart also stated that she wouldn't mind coming in at the end of the movie.

"That would be good pay for a short role. I know 'Bella' really well and I don't think it would take very long to do a few takes, although they will probably use some of the original scenes from the Twilight episodes where Bree Tanner appeared."

Two down and one to go.

"OK, I have heard about it through the grapevine", stated Pattinson. "Sure. I can't allow someone else to be Edward. Plus it would be nice to do a short segment. I haven't heard anything about a movie, though. But the book is out."

With several young actresses after the role of Bree Tanner, including Miley Cyrus, the situation is set for a lot of gossip over the next year.

Also rumored is that Justin Bieber is trying to get in the movie, as Bree Tanner or another part. Does that mean he really is a girl or will it be another "Tootsie"?

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