Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas Spotted At A Nude Beach In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

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Thursday, 20 May 2010


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Selena Gomez on the set of The Vampire Dairies.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Selena Gomez and her BFF Nick Jonas were recently seen walking along the shoreline of one of Mexico's most famous nude beaches, La Playa de Los Players.

And although most of the 300 people that were on the beach were completely nude, the happy couple known as SelNick were both wearing bathing suits.

When asked why they were not nude like all of the other people Selena blushed and said that she has never been the type of girl who likes to show of her little nuggets in public.

She also said that she has a tattoo on her bikini line that is very personal and she does not want everyone to see it. When asked what the tattoo is she blushed big time and said that she would not tell because she had promised herself that no one would ever know.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I called up good old Larry King and he told me about Selena's bikini line tattoo. He said that the tattoo spells out Taylor Lautner in a Verdana font.]

Nick was asked if King was correct. He shook his head and asked, how in the world does that old son-of-a-bitch know?

Jonas then said that Selena plans on having the tattoo altered by adding the word "sux."

In other news. The rumor about Glenn Beck being a card carrying Nazi have been found to be untrue. Beck is however, as most people know, a card carrying crybaby.

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