Washington, D.C. - In response to Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-Ala.), who claims to have a list of 17 socialists in congress, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) announced that she has compiled a list of 178 clinically insane members of congress. Alth...
A woman in Mansfield, Louisianna, told police that her boyfriend was "acting strange" all day and wandering around a housing development they were visiting and eating a lot of dog food. "She said he was a regular user of PCP," a hallucinogen, sai...
Due to a recent surge in magnetic bumper ribbons across the country, the "Autism Awareness" bumper ribbon has raised puzzle awareness by more than 44% in the past two years. The Autism bumper ribbon has caught the attention of motorists with...
After a psychological test, all members of the government have been officially registered as insane, and have been transferred out of harms way to a very comfortable nursing home-cum-asylum somewhere near Brighton. The crunch came as a result of t...
Announcement: the mental-disease-of-the-month club is being disbanded immediately. The reasons being: 1. During dipsomania month, the club party spent 10 times its budget on refreshments. 2.During kleptomania month, all of the club furnishings were removed, and (as aforementioned) the budget was already spent and gone. 3.During megalomania month, the club organization broke down due to ha...
Britain's most decorated soldier has described the government's care of soldiers to be a disgrace. Brigadier General Sir Alvin Stardust, KCB OBE CBEEBES RAC MOT ABC LOOK OF LOVE SHOOT THAT POISON ARROW YMCA BBC ITV XTC said "These people have ser...
It has been known for some time that obesity poses a major risk for chronic diseases, including type 2 diabetes, cardiovascular disease, hypertension and stroke, Burton's plums, and certain forms of cancer. However scientists have now discovered t...
A leading UK based mental health charity, Mind, has urged people to avoid making New Year resolutions this year. "Resolutions are made by people who have something about themselves that they want to change," said Frank Butmad. "Common resolutions...
The government plans to offer 14 year old girls vaccinations against the sexually transmitted disease: lesbianism, after research showed that as many as 1 in 8 women will have a homosexual experience at some point during their lives, in the UK. Th...
Rising Media superstar, Dr Sandy Lee Rogers has been collecting acclaim and kudos galore for her newest, latest self-help therapy program called STFU! Introduced as a book, then the DVD and now an afternoon talk show rivaling the Oprah nation, Dr San...
A boy from Coventry has become the youngest-ever reported case of an affliction that is sweeping Britain, when he was diagnosed by his mum as suffering from Juvenile Dementia. Sharon Chavez, of the Burberry Estate in the city, said her 5-year-old...
The singer Morrissey, real name Morris Day, and a brother of Green Day, is being dropped by his music label for releasing an upbeat song.
Hollywood, CA, the highly popular Wilson brothers (Owen and Luke) today revealed that they have been lying to everyone from fans to studio execs about "their" identity. They are not in fact brothers but just one lonely man with a multiple p...
ARLINGTON, VA - As part of an initiative to streamline patient care and make it more affordable to anyone who seeks it, the American Psychiatric Association has eliminated all but one mental disorder from its Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Ment...
People surfing the web are more likely to commit suicide than people who watch Fox television, a study says.
(Atlanta GA) The Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta declared today mental illness is epidemic at call centers in this country and abroad. Schizophrenia, depression, mania, and paranoia infects 100% of call takers.
Meteorologists meeting in New York City today released the startling results of their latest research study on the causes of hurricanes. The results were controversial they said and a minority report by so called "reality-based" meteorologi...
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