Wilson brothers reveal they are one person

Funny story written by Susie Q

Tuesday, 29 April 2008

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Mental patients

Hollywood, CA, the highly popular Wilson brothers (Owen and Luke) today revealed that they have been lying to everyone from fans to studio execs about "their" identity. They are not in fact brothers but just one lonely man with a multiple personality disorder called Jeb.

Jeb admitted this to TheSpoof.com after we followed "Luke" home and watched through the window as he transformed himself into "Owen", using a prosthetic nose and failed suicide attempt.

Jeb told us "I used to only be Jeb and Owen but then Owen started writing and acting and became really successful and i think the stress that came with that produced Luke, an inferior version of Owen with much smaller career potential".

Loonie Jeb, who is actually a taxi driver said "I didn't mean to hurt anyone, I'm just a bit mental".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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