When US Secretary of State Hillary 'Sherpa' Clinton arrived in Iraq last week, hundreds of people there committed suicide rather than having to hear, let alone see, the former President's baggage. As the baggage passed through customs in Baghdad, thr...
A suicide bomber who shot and injured two police officers here in Kirkuk, northern Iraq has lodged an official complaint and is threatening to press charges against the men who brought him to ground and knocked him unconscious before tying his hands...
In 2003, British and American troops penetrated Iraq from the bottom and controlled it throughout a violent and bloody struggle over the last six years. But today, in a pleasing climax to the lengthy affair, British troops withdrew, leaving a hole to...
In a landmark speech this morning, Prime Minister Gordon Brown finally announced the end of British military combat operations in Iraq, and told massed ranks of reporters that the country was now officially "open for business". Speaking alongside...
US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has said the USA 'will stand and watch the people of Iraq die for our oil', during a difficult period of transition in the supposedly-colonialised country. She was speaking during her first visit to Iraq as Ameri...
Here is the menu from Hillary Clinton's lunch in Baghdad: Entree Sheep's eyeballs roasted with parsley, thyme and rosemary's chopped-off hand Cockroach falafel Pureed goat's droppings in a dressing of balsamic vinegar, wrapped in poison ivy leaves Main course Frog's spare ribs wrapped in a deep-fried empty Red Crescent food parcel Bits of sheep, peppered with shrapnel Bits of Iraqi...
Damn near 4,000 Americans and probably a million Iraqis have died in George W Bush's Pyhrric victory in Iraq. No doubt there is a greater security and thus freedom in Baghdad and some other regions of the nation. Some children are back in school. Liq...
The Iraqi journalist who hurled his shoes at former US President George W Bush has had his sentence cut from three years to one year on appeal, and is in line to have it cut further. Muntadar al-Zaidi's lawyer argued that the charge should be chan...
British Forces deployed to Afghanistan in support of the UN authorised, NATO led International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) gave a rousing thumbs up to defence Secretary John Hutton's latest initiative. The right Honourable John Hutton MP cl...
Ever since the famous shoe was thrown at Mr. President, there has been growing interest in public to learn more about these incidents. Also at the same time they are eager to learn on things like what to do and what not to do. Just yesterday, a journalist threw his shoe at a minister in India and he missed by a yard distance considering he was sitting in the front row. We can debate about issue...
Basra, Iraq. Yesterday - As British forces withdrew from this southern Iraq city, they were replaced by US Army personnel, who immediately complained about the food on offer at the British base. Upon being presented with a Full English Breakfast,...
4.000 British soldiers began leaving Iraq today, and their commanding officer, Major General Andrew Salmon-Gaffe, said: 'The whole world knows why Americans and British have been here. Iraq is an invented fake country, invented in London, and the wor...
A US President has been jailed for 350 years in prison, for murdering 125,000 Iraqis in 1990. George Herbert Bush was sentenced today by the Worldwide Court of Rights, for what the judge called 'mass-murdering civilians and destroying the entire n...
Imagine this: a man is walking on a street with a friend. He talks about movies and television from the United States. The Taliban don't notice him until he imitated Christopher Walken. The man's name was Browny Smelling and he watched "The Deer H...
Washington AC/DC - (Notorious Mess): The Bernard Madoff Ponzi probe took a new twist this weekend with the sudden and abrupt resignation of President Obama's new National Intelligence Council pick Charles Freeman. The former US envoy to Saudi Arab...
After decades of seeing its soldiers die in Iraq, and wasting billions of dollars trying to make some sort of peace for that part of the world, America finally lost its patience with Iraq and made the worst sort of insult a Christian nation can do to...
Muntazer al-Zapatos, the Iraqi- Spanish reporter and part time shoemaker who launched his own footwear at the face of US worst President ever and 2nd generation scourge of the Iraqi people has received a cruel and unusual punishment. The amazin Ma...
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