Written by matwil

Monday, 30 March 2009

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President George H Z Bush

A US President has been jailed for 350 years in prison, for murdering 125,000 Iraqis in 1990.

George Herbert Bush was sentenced today by the Worldwide Court of Rights, for what the judge called 'mass-murdering civilians and destroying the entire nation of Iraq in one of the worst war crimes in history. Schools, transport, even hospitals, were wiped out by the sick American killer, all for controlling a bit of oil. We sentence George H Bush to 350 years in jail.'

But Mr Bush's defense lawyer, his son George 'Moron' Bush, made a plea on behalf of his father. 'Gentlemen and ladiemen of the jury', he said, 'I want you to take into account the fact that the facts are facts. Factually, my nose is burned out with coke, but also factually so is my brain.'

'And so is the USA, the most feeble - I mean mightiest - nation in the worlds. Ask yourself not what your country can do for you, but what the Americans are dumb enough to die for in Iraq for you. You.'

Many welcomed the war criminal George H Bush's sentence, and hoped that other such war criminals, such as Tony 'I Was Only Obeying Orders From Washington' Blair and Barack 'Let The Killin' Continue, Baby!' Obama, would also be tried and convicted in the Court.

Until then ABC News will make out that Americans aren't war criminals, and aren't sending their troops to die for oil and opium in the Middle East. Less as cretins continue to run America.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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