Iraqi Man Stoned to Death for Bad Christopher Walken Impression

Funny story written by weirdp7

Thursday, 26 March 2009

Imagine this: a man is walking on a street with a friend. He talks about movies and television from the United States. The Taliban don't notice him until he imitated Christopher Walken.

The man's name was Browny Smelling and he watched "The Deer Hunter" the night before. Browny named it his new favorite movie, replacing "Rocky III" and "Scent of a Woman". Browny had a terrible memory and began to describe to his friend Christopher Walken's voice. He then began to recite a few lines from an episode of "Seinfeld" he had seen that morning in a Christopher Walken accent.

Browny's friend, who can remain nameless, because he has no name, realled the event. "He did this awful Christopher Walken/Jerry Seinfeld thing. It was really an awful impression. As soon as I heard it, I started yelling. The Taliban surrounded him and asked him to do the impression again. He was so nervous all he could do was squeak. Then the Taliban started to beat him mercilessly with a bunch of rocks they had in their pockets, which is weird because nobody I know carry a bunch of rocks in their pockets."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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