Proponents of electoral reform were delighted today at the news that after wasting time with stuff no-one cared about like PR or AV or whatever, one of the real issues actually gripping the nation was to be decided by a plebiscite of the whole elect...
Ophelia Payne, the caretaker of the NHS 'Upper Denture Insane Asylum', Nottinghamshire, has notified the local paper, 'The Daily Liar', that a third Nottingham man has been admitted for his own safety, suffering from Obsessive-compulsive personality...
Sepp Blatter, chief gropenfuhrer of football association FIFA, faced an uphill struggle in the presidential election for the organisation. With a huge field of candidates of just himself for the post, including current incumbent Said Bladder, and...
Now that the former head of global al Qaeda has become fish bait, leaders of the various al Qaeda families are jetting to the Sistine Cave in the wilds of Pakistan to elect the new Mr. Big Laden. Once they enter the Cave, al Qaeda soldiers will r...
Employers all over the United Kingdom have been receiving complaints of harassment from staff who voted Lib Dem in last week's elections and "Yes" in the Alternative Vote referendum. Thousands of employees who made the wrong choice twice last Thur...
Scots Tories' leader Annabel Goldie has become the third party leader to resign in the wake of the SNP's comprehensive election win last week. Goldie joined Labour's Iain Gray and the Lib Dems' Tavish Scott in announcing her resignation following...
Victorious SNP leader Alex Salmond has moved quickly to deny that there is any anti English bias in his party. The First Minister stated : "Despite our comprehensive victory in the elections which gave us a clear majority in Holyrood, I can rea...
Scientists have advised that there may not be any need for a mass cull of at risk people if there is another outbreak of foot-in-mouth syndrome. The last foot-in-mouth occurred in 2001, leading to thousands of politicians being slaughtered in an e...
There was a 58% no vote for not voting at the Referendum on the Alternative to Voting. Far behind was the No vote at 32% and those for AV at 10%. This result was so startling no commentators could bear to mention it in their summary of the Referendum...
The Bank of England's Monetary Policy Committee has once again resisted pressure to increase interest rates and so the record low of 0.5%. With all sectors experiencing a slowdown in growth, the MPC decided that it would be counter productive to f...
UK sources are reporting that Deputy Prime Minister and Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg is giving serious consideration to offering terror group Al Qaeda an olive branch. It's thought that Clegg perceives that at least he might have a decent idea where...
As local election stories flood in thick and fast, with plenty of thick councillors being elected and plenty of election agent getting out of there fast, it has been reported that the British Nazi Party has lost all five seats they held on Stoke city...
The results of the 5th May referendum on the Alternative Voting (AV) system for the UK have been declared this morning. In a very heavily-subscribed vote (almost some of the population turned out to vote), those voting in favour were 50%, those vo...
Triumphant Scottish National Party leader Alex Salmond has been tipped to make his debut on the West End stage in a new production of "Alice In Wonderland". After seeing his party make major gains in the Scottish elections to such an extent that a...
The International Criminal Court chief prosecutor in The Hague is to seek warrants in the next few days against UK Prime Minster for crimes against humanity. Luis Moreno claims that he has substantial evidence to suggest that, during the first yea...
A red-faced Nick Griffin, erstwhile leader of the British Nazi Party, admitted that he was wrong-footed with the announcement of AV simply because he didn't read the small print. It has ended up costing his party a fortune in now-useless posters a...
The 'Sun' is in crisis over the forthcoming Polish elections. The two front runners have names that the BBC and Sky News have been unable to pronounce: Ygmuz Rtnzxphdski and Pbsknw Lwimwqaski. In an effort to assist Sun readers the editor decided...
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