AV Voters Claim Harassment At Work

Funny story written by grimbo

Thursday, 12 May 2011

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Employers all over the United Kingdom have been receiving complaints of harassment from staff who voted Lib Dem in last week's elections and "Yes" in the Alternative Vote referendum.

Thousands of employees who made the wrong choice twice last Thursday have received so much abuse and wind ups from colleagues that many are having to go off sick from work due to a combination of "stress and emotional collapse".

Being hit with the double whammy electoral disappointment was bad enough for most of the voters, but being exposed to constant jokes and jibes about "poodles, bitches and poor relations" has tipped many over the edge.

A raft of counsellors have been put on standby as local authorities as well as private companies struggle to deal with the pressure of providing support for all their employees suffering from the new illness now labelled "Double Whammy Syndrome".

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