The ever attractive and multi-talented Cheryl "Tweety" Cole has rocketed to fabulous fame and fortune time and time again over the last four years and has done it yet again, winning SeX Factor's Contest for the Best Galaxy Class Ass. The Dynamic D...
NOTTINGHAM, England - Electropop singer Lily Allen has just been named Great Britain's "Miss Cellulite Thighs." Ms. Allen, who is only 24, literally ran away with the title receiving a total of 98 out of a possible 100 points. The second place...
American nobody Limp Nobody-Taylor was today honored to receive the American Least Interesting Human In History award today in Little Point, Arkansasaw. Speaking at the ceremony for the uncoveted title she said: 'I just want to thank the US televi...
Reportedly stumbling through her acceptance speech as well as across the stage on her exit, Mariah Carey nearly fell out of her new, dramatically "pushed up" bustier while receiving an industry movie award. Giving a new meaning to the term "seriou...
After pipping his mates Keith and Mick narrowly for the award as "Best Demented Rocker Ever" Ron knew fuck all about it! Mick and Keith along with other ancient rockers, Pete Townsend, Robert Plant, Sir Paul, Ozzy Osbourne, etc, were all at the ce...
Chivalrous gentleman Robbie Williams has decided not to appear at the MTV awards show because of constant speculation about his sex life, REHAB situation and why his single didn't crash the UK charts at Nr1 but humble Robbie has offered the following...
LOS ANGELES - One of the five co-hosts of the View, Sherri Shepherd has just been nominated and won (hands down) the 2009 Biggest Liar Award. Several months ago the 342 pound Shepherd made a promise to the audience that she would slim down and get...
In the first monthly award of the new organization, The Douche-Baggers have given the award to Congressman Joe Wilson of South Carolina. Moving quickly to establish the group after the combination of the T-Baggers & The Birthers, the new gro...
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has revealed today the new process which will determine the winner of the "Best Picture" Oscar. The voting process had been changed, in part due to some concerns that the summer blockbuster movies we...
One thousand CCTV cameras are used to secure every conviction of every criminal in Britain! This impressive statistic was provided by the Society Of Camera Retailers And Professionals (SOCRAP) at the society's annual awards dinner. "This means...
A UK based website today announced that the The William Wanka Award for The World's Most Nonsensical Headline has been won by one Bralesse Beech, a contributor to ultra-satirical website TheSpoof.com As far as we could tell, there was no award cer...
As the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Award nominations were announced on Thursday night, a number of nominations drew special attention. For one, Sarah Silverman was nominated for "Best At Presenting The Primetime Emmy Award". Then there was anoth...
The World Penis Festival ended toady with the winner of the prized 'Golden Shaft' being won by an ugly, fucking bastard. Markus Lowtonicus, from number 21 Sycamore Grove, Lancashire is regarded as a pig-ugly, minger of a man but that didn't stop h...
TheSpoof.com was narrowly pipped at the post last night by Sky News in the Best Factual Website Of The Year category at the fifteenth annual Best Website Awards at the Troll and Lantern Hotel in the West End of Glasgow. A visibly elated Mark Lowto...
'The House of Commons' has scooped the top honour at the British Soap Awards, receiving a Lifetime Achievement award for their classic Christmas special episode, when its leading female character, Hazel Windsor, saw her second husband hiring pornogra...
QUEBEC, Canada - Shania Twain and Neil Young hosted the 2009 Canadian Country Music Coalition Award Show. The annual event was held at The Abominable Snowman Coliseum in downtown Quebec. Following are the various awards and the winners: The Vocal Duo Award - This award was won by Pierre & Pierre Jr. The father and son duo from Montreal had two number one songs this year, "Her Bikini Line Su...
Lenny Kravitz is a singer/songwriter who has had many hits over the years, which are notable for their unique guitar playing and imbecilic lyrics. In fact because of his guitar style and black skin, he has often been compared to Jimi Hendrix. But rec...
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